- “It's very common! How am I the first guy you've met called Jones?”
- — Jones
Private Jones was a Blue Team Simulation Trooper assigned to Outpost 28-A "Rat's Nest". His fellow troopers continuously mispronounce his name as "Joh-en-nis", to his great annoyance. He was slain when he released Private Caboose from the brig, presumably by Caboose.
It is hinted in Roosterteeth Podcast 212 by Burnie Burnes that Jones may not actually be dead as his death was off screen. Only referenced by Private Caboose.