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How To: was an Achievement Hunter series starring Joel Heyman, Adam Ellis, Jeremy Dooley, Matt Bragg. The series officially premiered on February 6, 2014, it's debut date. From playing games where you play as bread to actually being a giant piece of bread, How To was an awesome show. Hosted mainly by Joel Heyman and Adam Ellis, this was a show where they would play games and do stupid things like Taze people and go to an abandoned building to play Outlast. It was great to see Joel's goofy style of comedy in more achievement hunter videos and a great introduction to Adam Ellis. The series also had a period where Matt Bragg and Jeremy Dooley became their side guests and that also made for some great videos.[1]

After two full years, Achievement Hunter[2] announced the cancellation] of the series on May 9, 2016. The series was officially concluded[3] and ended up being cancelled on May 10, 2016 because Adam Ellis was ramping up work on the tech side of Rooster Teeth and didn't have as much time to dedicate to just making a video series. With Adam having to focus more on his new role as System Administrator, the series ended up being retied and moved to the past shows section.

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This is a list of episodes in the How To, featuring Joel Heyman and Adam Ellis.


#KillAllZombiesEdit

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How To: #KILLALLZOMBIES Live at RTX Joel & Adam play #KillAllZombies on Center Stage at RTX. August 16, 2015
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AirspaceEdit

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How To: Airscape Joel and Adam get motion sick and get mad at each other. They also play this video game. December 27, 2015
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Agar.ioEdit

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How To: Agario July 12, 2015
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Akiba’s Trip 2Edit

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How To: Akiba's Trip 2 Adam and Joel go on a virtual tour of Japan, complete with stealing peoples clothes and anime girls! October 25, 2015
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Alien IsolationEdit

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How To: Alien Isolation Joel & Adam take you on a journey to... AHHH! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! AH GOD! October 9, 2014
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How To: Alien Isolation at RTX Joel and Adam are at RTX and they show you how to stand gaming up. We apologize for the quality at the beginning of the video! (...and also for Kara). September 6, 2015
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AmnesiaEdit

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How To: Amnesia I was supposed to write something here but I’ve forgotten what it was. September 20, 2015
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Among The SleepEdit

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How to: Among The Sleep Adam and Joel give parenting a try. July 3, 2014
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ARK: Survival EvolvedEdit

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How to: Pet Dinosaur You want to know how TO pet dinosaur? (Man, we’re really glad you asked us such a specific question) Joel SHOWS Adam how TO pet dinosaur. (Now everyone is going to be pet dinosauring.) June 18, 2015
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Assassin's Creed UnityEdit

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How to: Assassin's Creed Unity Adam once stole his roommates cat. True Story. November 27, 2014
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BadlandEdit

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How To: Badland Joel and Jeremy play a little Badland. One thing leads to another, and they end up owing $35,634,587.46 in child support for fathering a small country. January 3, 2016
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Baking SimulatorEdit

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How to: Baking Simulator World renown Pastry Chef Joel Heyman and his Sous Chef Adam Ellis take us on a culinary adventure through the world of cake baking. May 22, 2014
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Batman: Arkham NightEdit

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How to: Batman SPOILER ALERT: WE SPOIL A LOT OF THINGS IN BATMAN ARKHAM NIGHT IN THIS VIDEO. Also, Adam isn't around so this should be nice and relaxing, enjoy. August 9, 2015
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Bayonetta 2Edit

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How to: Bayonetta 2 Joel and Adam discuss hair suits. December 11, 2014
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BesiegeEdit

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How To: Besiege So Joel was like “HEY CORPSE FORMERLY KNOWN AS ALEC. Australia was great. You should really get out and see the world some time. Ha, ha just kidding. Keep editing.” If it keeps breaking don't fix it. That's advice Adam and Joel take to heart as they make greatest instruments of war the world has ever known. I'll just keep editing away with the 7 fingers I have left because that's the kind of man I was. February 14, 2016
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How To: Besiege Part 2 In this episode, Adam and Joel create elegant machines, talk about life, and plan avian genocide. March 27, 2016
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Bloody Trap LandEdit

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How to: Slap Joel and Adam slap the crap out of each other. August 14, 2014
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BroforceEdit

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How to: Broforce with Joel, Adam, and Adam Joel and the Adams spread their Democracy all over Broforce. ...Also, Brobocop May 1, 2014
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Call of Duty Advanced WarfareEdit

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How to: Call of Duty Advanced Warfare Being pretty lazy, I just recycled the description from last week... Joel is on vacation so Adam gets to write this description. I’ve been staring at this for 20–30 minutes and can't come up with anything. Jeremy said he'd take over for a minute. Hi this is Jeremy. Far Cry is fun. Moving on... Alright that was pretty good. If there are any more words after this sentence, Matt has decided to weigh in. Why can't we think of a good description for this video? I thought we were better than this. ...Also Kevin Spacey is the Villain in this. January 8, 2015
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Call of Duty: Black Ops 3Edit

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How To: Call of Duty: Black Ops 3 Since I died eating those cashews I left a note telling someone to call Jeremy to finish editing this How To. Apparently he was busy. Something about gum balls. Anyway, I'm fine now. Here's Joel and Adam hanging out with Jeff Goldblum and Heather Graham. Man, I'm hankering for some brains. February 7, 2016
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The Castle DoctrineEdit

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Part 1 Joel and Adam explore the legal limits of the castle doctrine, also, they play The Castle Doctrine. In this hyper-realistic indie PC game, they discover how many spaces away a cat can kill you from. It's more than 7. February 6, 2014
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Child of LightEdit

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How to: Child of Light Joel and Adam utilize the turn based combat system to issue couplet-based insults at each other. They also play Child of Light. May 1, 2014
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The CrewEdit

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How to: The Crew Need to know how to drive? Or how to drive fast? How about how to drive fast with friends? How about how to drive fast with Joel, Adam, Jeremy, and Matt? They're playing the crew. Drive fast. November 6, 2014
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Cry of FearEdit

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Part 1 Warning ~ the following video is really annoying. Also, REALLY, dark. Literally dark ~ not metaphorically dark. Actually, it's metaphorically dark also. Oh, also, Adam couldn't get the Co-op function to work, so, we had to improvise. November 15, 2013
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The CullingEdit

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How To: The Culling As it turns out, if Adam and Joel were in the hunger games they would not do so hot. This video is our scientific method for coming to that conclusion. April 3, 2016
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Cute Giraffe Care/Cute Pet HospitalEdit

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How to: Kidz! Joel and Adam find some cute fluffy animals and make them nice and clean! June 11, 2015
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Dark Souls 2Edit

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How To: Dark Souls 2 Apparently the answer is [ LB ], forward [ R2 ], [BR1] and not [ X ]. ... So, really, you don't even have to watch the video. March 20, 2014
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Dark Souls 3Edit

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How To: Dark Souls 3 Joel is out this week so Hudson fills in while he and Adam take the plunge into Dark Souls 3. Adam has a lot of feelings to express while also playing terribly. April 17, 2016
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DayZEdit

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How to: DayZ with Joel & Adam & Adam Watch as Adam tries on a hat! (Not that Adam, the other Adam) April 10, 2014
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Dead Rising 3Edit

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Part 1 Adam (Ellis) and Joel (Not Ellis) keep the dead from rising by beating them with a cone. Later, they would also play Dead Rising 3. Since Adam was unable to acquire a second xbox[?] one, they would be forced to yell at each other while they attempting to play the game with one controller. See who comes out victorious in this epic battle for humanity, and a controller. December 5, 2013
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DepthEdit

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How to: Depth Joel, Adam, Jeremy, and Matt dive into the deep dark waters of Depth to collect gold and hunt sharks. Wait, did someone say sharks? Sharks? Where? BEHIND YOU! OH GOD MY LEGS! November 20, 2014
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DestinyEdit

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How to: Destiny - Earth's Golden Chests Joel shows you how to find the five golden chests on Earth while Adam's eye falls out. September 11, 2014
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How to: Destiny - The Moon's Golden Chests Joel wouldn't stop talking, so Matt joins Adam in finding the Moon's golden chests in Destiny. September 18, 2014
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How to: Destiny - Venus' Golden Chests Joel is back... But something is... off. Here's how to find the gold chests on Venus. September 25, 2014
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How to: Destiny - Mars' Golden Chests Adam and Joel show us where to find the final five golden chests in Destiny...And Joel gets a special prize. October 2, 2014
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The DivisionEdit

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How To: The Division Tom Clancy's The Division is rated M. Sorry, we wanted to include Bruce and Adam more, but Joel didn't know that we were gonna get their video. Also, to see a funnier version of this video, watch the Funhaus video. January 15, 2016
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Divinity Original SinEdit

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How to: Divinity Original Sin Finally, irrefutable definitive proof that RPG's make for terrible videos. August 7, 2014
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Domesticated Dog SimulatorEdit

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How To: Domesticated Dog Simulator Woof. Woof woof woof. Arf. AROOOOOOOOOO woof. BACON. woof. bark. bark. sniff sniff sniff. woof. arf arf. ARRRRRRRRRR July 19, 2015
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DrawfulEdit

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How to: Drawful Joel, Adam, Jaramy, and Poophead play Drawful. For those wondering, that's an oxford comma. I feel like the Oxford comma is an important part of writing things out in a list, but what do I know. We hope you enjoy, this video. May 7, 2015
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DreadoutEdit

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How to: Dreadout Joel and Adam sing songs and run from a pig. May 8, 2014
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Dungeon Hunter VEdit

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How To: Dungeon Hunter V Adam and Joel crawl through dungeons in this week's How To! Adam likes himself some big swords. Thanks to Gameloft for making this video possible. September 6, 2015
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Dying LightEdit

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How To: Dying Light Joel and Adam find out what it's like to parkour in the middle of night. As it turns out it's very nice and they have a wonderful time. March 5, 2015
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Emily Wants To PlayEdit

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How To: Emily Wants To Play Joel and Adam got back from playing the Division and Joel said, “HEY ALEC. I got you this tiny bag of nuts from the airplane. I actually ate everything but the cashews.” I told him I was allergic to cashews. He just replied, “That’s a hilarious joke. Here! Keep editing all of these hilarious videos while I go surf with kangaroos in Australia for a few weeks.” In this video Adam and Joel deliver pizza to a family just moving into their new place. I should not eat these nuts, but I’ve run out of office plants. (Original upload) January 24, 2016

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The Evil WithinEdit

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How to: The Evil Within The following re-enactment was contained in a controlled environment where the actors were supervised by a supervisor under the strict guidance of the trained professional who was monitored by medical personnel throughout the course. Medical personnel monitored the trained professional strictly guiding the supervisor supervising the actors in the environment which was controlled and contained during the re-enactment. Please do not get injured, die, or damage property by attempting to recreate these re-creations. November 13, 2014
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EvolveEdit

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How To: Evolve Joel, Adam, Matt, and Jeremy dress up like monsters and pretend to hunt each other, also they play Evolve. March 26, 2015
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Fallout 4Edit

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How To: Fallout 4 Companion Guide Watch this fucking video on companions in Fallout 4, please. (That sentence was written on the fly by a group of ten people...Two people.) December 13, 2015
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Far Cry 4Edit

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How To: Far Cry 4 Joel and Adam play Far Cry 4. Joel is on vacation so Adam gets to write this description. I’ve been staring at this for 20–30 minutes and can't come up with anything. Jeremy said he'd take over for a minute. Hi this is Jeremy. Far Cry is fun. Moving on... Alright that was pretty good. If there are any more words after this sentence, Matt has decided to weigh in. Why can't we think of a good description for this video? I thought we were better than this. January 1, 2015
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Far Cry PrimalEdit

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How To: Far Primal Joel and Adam make fire. Then throw fire at lake. Fire gone. Joel cold. Joel starve. February 28, 2016
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Fear 3Edit

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Part 1 Watch as Adam jumps and kicks while Joel attempts to smelt ore in this video about ghosts. Yes, that was a sentence. Video features Joel, Adam, sound effects, smelting, ghosts, Minecraft worlds, and some jumping. November 7, 2013
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Five Nights at Freddy's 3Edit

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How To: Five Nights at Freddy's 3 Watch as Joel and Adam produce and secrete excessive amounts of bodily fluids March 19, 2015
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Flame in the FloodEdit

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How To: Flame in the Flood Adam and Joel mosey on down the river as they try to avoid dying of dysentery and being eaten by wolves. Join them on their adventures in Flame in the Flood. May 8, 2016
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The ForestEdit

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How to: The Forest Joel and Adam attempt to survive in the forest and end up becoming Disney princesses. June 26, 2014
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Galak-ZEdit

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How To: Galak-Z Joel and Adam fly gracefully through space in Galak-Z. Joel is away on vacation and Adam misses him very much. Joel won't respond to any of his texts. :’( August 30, 2015
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Gang BeastsEdit

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How to: Gang Beasts Joel and Adam show us the proper way to stumble home whilst drunk. May 29, 2014
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Garry's ModEdit

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Part 1 Joel and Adam utilize the limitless resources in Garry's Mod to build a car. We suspect that this is how GM is run. February 20, 2014
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Part 2 After making ground breaking innovations such as 'the wheel™' and 'fire™', Adam and Joel are confident enough to bet $50 (of their own money) to see who can jump* a car the furthest. (*flying is not jumping.) February 27, 2014
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Part 3 Millennium Falcon This video may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts. Joel and Adam once again utilize Garry's Mod to make point five past lightspeed. March 13, 2014
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How To: Murder Jeremy, Matt, Adam, and Joel show you how to murder each other. They also made this video. I’ve used that joke like nine times already... Whatever, watch with your face. September 11, 2014
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How To: Prop Hunt Jeremy, Matt, Adam, and Joel determine what is a bottle, and what is a man disguised as a bottle, trying to look like the other bottles, without acting suspiciously like a bottle... PROP HUNT! September 18, 2014
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How To: Gmod – Building an AT-AT Joel and Adam hop back into Gmod (2 years ago) and attempt to build an AT-AT. It goes well. May 15, 2016
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GauntletEdit

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How To: Gauntlet Joel and Adam strike poses and learn about high fashion in the world of Gauntlet! May 15, 2016
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Goat SimulatorEdit

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How To: Goat Simulator with Russel the goat After extensive research, Joel and Adam discover that the idiosyncrasies between Goat/Goat Simulator are nearly indistinguishable. April 3, 2014
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Goofball GoalsEdit

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How To: Soccer Joel & Adam show you how to play soccer by running off a cliff. September 25, 2014
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Grand Theft Auto VEdit

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How To: Grand Theft Auto V Some of the following description is no longer relevant. Joel and Adam have a relay race in GTAV., I have been staring at this for 20–30 minutes and can't come up with anything. Jeremy said he'd take over for a minute. Hi this is Jeremy. Far Cry is fun. Moving on... Alright that was pretty good. If there are any more words after this sentence, Matt has decided to weigh in. Why can't we think of a good description for this video? I thought we were better than this. ...Also Kevin Spacey is the Villain in this. The winner of this video gets a pie. January 29, 2015
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Grow HomeEdit

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How To: Grow Home Joel and Adam set off to stick their long green plant thingy into the yellow plant thingy. June 4, 2015
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Happy WheelsEdit

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How To: Happy Wheels Man that hamburgdog looks delicious. I wonder when Joel will come back. I bet he went to the quokka island. Those things are so cute. Here's a video about the joys of parenthood but this time with a bicycle. Should not have eaten those cashews. Why is everything so blurry? January 31, 2016
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HelldiversEdit

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How To: Helldivers If you like Magicka, then you'll really like watching 4 guys spin their capes around in a circle. I spent two and a half hours on the thumbnail for this video. You'd better watch it or we won't be able to make such perfect thumbnails in the future. Also, Matt smells bad. March 12, 2015
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HiddenEdit

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How To: Hidden Joel, Adam, Matt, and Jeremy ask the question on everyone's mind. Who are you? I AM THE HIDDEN! April 2, 2015
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HitmanEdit

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How To: Hitman Adam and Joel learn the art of assassination. And being the garçon. He is the garçon. May 1, 2016
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HohokumEdit

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How To: Hohokum Joel and Adam take a calm and relaxing journey through the world of Hohokum. August 29, 2014
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Hotline Miami 2Edit

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How To: Hotline Miami 2 Joel and Adam ditch French in favor of the language of hip hop. More specifically, Vanilla Ice. May 15, 2016
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Hyper Light DrifterEdit

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How To: Hyper Light Drifter Rough and Tumble must work together to unravel a mystery. Can Rough set aside his morals and do what must be done for justice? Will Tumble finally find justice?! Find out this week on How To! April 24, 2016
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I am BreadEdit

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How to: I am Bread Real Life Edition Joel and Adam set out to accomplish a simple daily task... as a slice of bread. As it turns out, life is hard for bread April 16, 2015
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Jazz PunkEdit

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Part 1 Joel and Adam head back in time to become spies during the Cold War. Adam shows Joel the most efficient way to infiltrate the Soviet Consulate. In exchange, Joel tells Adam the proper way to spell pigeon. February 13, 2014
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Keep Talking and Nobody ExplodesEdit

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How To: Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes Joel and Adam left for the day and forgot to write a description for this video so I have to write it. Hi, I'm Alec by the way. Anyway there's this video. Adam does some light reading while Joel tries to remember how to open his briefcase. The locking mechanism is slightly complicated. It's an in depth look into what makes a man tick. Man, I just ate a buffet for lunch and I do not feel well. November 22, 2015
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KholatEdit

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How To: Kholat Joel and Adam head to Russia to find out if they are also bad at video games in other countries. As it turns out, they are! July 2, 2015
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Kim Kardashian: HollywoodEdit

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How To: Belligerent Last week we showed Adam's balls and got surprising little pushback. So this week we thought we would take it up a notch. #Adam’sballs February 19, 2015
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Lara Croft and the Temple of OsirisEdit

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How To: Lara Croft and the Temple of Osiris Joel and Adam set out to raid tombs but end up talking about the Mummy and Billy Zane for 40 minutes. October 18, 2015
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Left 4 Dead 2Edit

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How To: Left 4 Dead 2 Joel, Adam, Matt, and Jeremy fight off zombies. A lot of zombies. More zombies than four people could handle... unless those four people are Joel, Adam, Matt, and Jeremy. October 2, 2014
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Lego WorldsEdit

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How To: Lego Worlds with Gracie! In this episode of How To, Joel and Adam compete to see who can construct a house faster; Joel and Adam, or a 7 year old. August 25, 2015
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Lovers in a Dangerous SpacetimeEdit

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How To: Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime Joel and Adam suit up and head to space! They must work together to navigate their ball through the vast dangers of the final frontier. May 15, 2016
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Mad MaxEdit

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How To: Mad Max Joel and Adam play Mad Max and discover that maybe Max is just misunderstood. September 13, 2015
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MaereEdit

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How To: Maere Joel & Adam were unable to record this week so, we’re putting out a previously unreleased episode. You can see all the weight Adam lost, then redistributed to his beard. Thanks for understanding. February 5, 2015
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MagickaEdit

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How To: Magicka [ W ] + [ A ] + [ Spacebar ], [ W ] + [ A ] + [ Spacebar ], [ W ] + [ A ] + [ Spacebar ] ...Repeat. March 27, 2014
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Metal Gear SolidEdit

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How To: Drink Being pretty lazy, I just recycled the description from the week before last... I’ve been staring at this for 20–30 minutes and can't come up with anything. Jeremy said he'd take over for a minute. Hi this is Jeremy. Far Cry is fun. Moving on... Alright that was pretty good. If there are any more words after this sentence, Matt has decided to weigh in. Why can't we think of a good description for this video? I thought we were better than this. ...Also Drinking. January 15, 2015
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Mortal Kombat XEdit

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How To: Mortal Kombat X Joel, Adam, Jeremy, and Matt split two controllers and fight it out. Holy sh... his HEAD JUST CAME OFF! What the hell is wrong with this game?! Oh my god! That's... that's... why?! Oh... we just won... April 23, 2015
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Mount Your FriendsEdit

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How to: Mount...Stuff Joel, Adam, Matt, & Jeremy have been staring at this for 20–30 minutes and can't come up with anything. Jeremy said he'd take over for a minute. Hi this is Jeremy. Far Cry is fun. Moving on... Alright that was pretty good. If there are any more words after this sentence, Matt has decided to weigh in. Why can't we think of a good description for this video? I thought we were better than this. ...Also Kevin Spacey is the Villain in this, and Matt was covered in hot oil during the filming of this. Weird. February 12, 2015
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New Super Mario Bros. UEdit

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How To: Fin with Special Guest Mario Thank you to every fan of How To. We'll miss making the show, but we’re incredibly thankful for all of you; also here's a mario video. May 15, 2016
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Octodad: Dadilest CatchEdit

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How to: Octodad Joel and Adam show us the only type of tentacle video that we're allowed to upload. June 12, 2014
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The Order 1886Edit

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How to: The Order 1886 Joel and Adam “play” The Order 1886. April 9, 2015
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OutlastEdit

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Part 1 Ok. So. Outlast. November 21, 2013
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Part 2 Behold, Oh thee, as Adam (Ellis) and Joel (Not Ellis) partake of much 'look right' and 'look left', until there is much weeping, and the gnashing of teeth. November 28, 2013
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Part 3 Oculus Rift With the help of a brand new Oculus Rift, Joel is immersed into a world where all of Adam's annoying idiosyncrasies are magnified into lifelike realness! It's like he's sitting right next to you! ... Watch the video anyway. March 6, 2014
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Part 4 RTX 2014 Special Joel and Adam enlist the help of RTX 2014 attendees for navigation in the 4th part of their Outlast play through. Premiered July 6, 2014

Published July 17, 2014

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Part 5 Outlast Halloween Special Funny how a 150 year old ‘partially’ abandoned asylum, some batteries, and a $29.95 ghost meter can result in the death of 6 people. Weird. October 30, 2014
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Behind the Scenes Halloween Special Revenge is a dish best served in a dark, haunted, and probably mostly asbestos filled hallway. October 30, 2014
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Whistleblower DLC Joel and Adam play the Outlast Whistleblower DLC. Description of events: “CAMERA! RUN! STOP. AHHHHHHH." March 13, 2016
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Papers PleaseEdit

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How to: Papers Please with Gus, Joel, and Adam Gus, Joel, and Adam show you how to navigate the complex politics of eastern block checkpoints/borders. Which is completely irrelevant right not. I'm not going to write anything about Ukraine here. Promise June 19, 2014
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Phoenix RageEdit

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How to: Slap Part 2 Joel and Adam show each other love and affection in the only way they know how; violence. December 25, 2014
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Poly BridgeEdit

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How To: Poly Bridge Joel and Adam construct a metaphor for their friendship, then, they watch as it falls over, like one of Alec's descriptions. March 6, 2016
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P.T.Edit

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How to: P.T. with Joel, Adam & Kerry Joel just wants to be a peaceful person. He wants to walk around, go to the grocery store, buy protein bars, maybe some orange juice, go to his car, go back to his place, watch television, and play Minecraft. Instead, they ruin Kerry's day. September 4, 2014
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QWOPEdit

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How To: QWOP Bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, top, smøfelhøltz, bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, top. Please let us know what you bottom top in the bottom top bottom. May 21, 2015
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Resident EvilEdit

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How To: Resident Evil Adam and Joel play Resident Evil HD Remastered Edition. Then they realize they suck at it, and decide to play some other Resident Evils. Also, the video is sideways at first. That's on purpose. November 8, 2015
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RockbandEdit

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How To: Rockband So Joel and Adam were all like, “ALEC! EDIT THIS VIDEO!” Then they locked me in a room and left for Thanksgiving break. While I wait for everyone to get back to work from the long weekend, check out Joel and Adam's tribute to Freddie Mercury and themselves. If anyone has left over turkey can you send me some? All I’ve had is a half empty can of soda that's been sitting on the table for a while. It wasn't even fizzy. November 29, 2015
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Rocket LeagueEdit

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How To: Rocket League Joel, Adam, Jeremy, and Trevor play Rocket League while Matt is sick. Matt is in no way bitter that he didn't get to play a game he really likes with his good friends, but instead only got to listen to them all have fun while he was sick. I also didn't write this description. July 26, 2015
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Salt and SanctuaryEdit

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How To: Salt and Sanctuary Adam and Joel get salty in this Dark Souls/Castlevania love child. Joel is a chef. April 10, 2016
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The ShipEdit

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How to: The Ship Joel, Adam, Matt and Jeremy embark on a trip rife with mystery, murder, and marina madness. December 4, 2014
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Sniper Elite 3Edit

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How to: Sniper Elite 3 It hard to talk video game same time. July 31, 2014
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Space EngineersEdit

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How to: Space Engineers Joel & Adam show you how to argue the merits of the ‘Kessel Run’, all while in zero G. October 23, 2014
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Speak FrenchEdit

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How to: Speak French Joel and Adam "speak" French by murdering enemies with various weapons. May 15, 2014
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SpelunkyEdit

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How to: Spelunky with Joel & Adam & Adam Adam, Adam, and Joel explore caves and try to kill each other in this adventure. April 24, 2014
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Sports FriendsEdit

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How to: Sports Friends "Just edit the video" they said. "We weren't that loud" they said. "We're all friends" they said. So we tried to prove our friendship by playing Sports Friends. It seems to have left us with more questions than answers. February 26, 2015
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Star Wars BattlefrontEdit

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How To: Star Wars Battlefront Joel and Adam got a couple of days head start into the Battlefront beta and wanted to give you guys a quick look of three maps. October 11, 2015
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State of DecayEdit

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How to: State of Decay If you're really into long introductions that seemingly go on forever and ever then you'll love this video's description of State of Decay's DLC Breakdown. Then you'll go on to love the description of State of Decay's DLC Lifeline, which this video is actually suppose to be about. In any case, we’re sure this description has gone on too long. October 16, 2014
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Stop it SlenderEdit

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How to: Stop it Slender I have to write this description but honestly I have no idea what to put. Adam was mean to me in the last one he wrote so I probably should be mean to him in this one. Adam is stupid and smells not good, also we play Stop it Slender. May 28, 2015
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SUPERHOTEdit

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How To: SUPERHOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT SUPER HOT March 20, 2016
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Super Mario BrothersEdit

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How to: Mario Twins Joel, Adam, Matt, & Jeremy have been staring at this for 20–30 minutes and can't come up with anything. Jeremy said he'd take over for a minute. Hi this is Jeremy. Far Cry is fun. Moving on... Alright that was pretty good. If there are any more words after this sentence, Matt has decided to weigh in. Why can't we think of a good description for this video? I thought we were better than this. ...Also Kevin Spacey is the Villain in this. January 22, 2015
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Super Meat BoyEdit

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How to: Super Meat Boy What would a Joel & Adam led USDA look like? We don't really know, but here's a video. July 24, 2014
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Surgeon SimulatorEdit

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How To: Surgeon Simulator Sometimes when you are a surgeon it is okay to yell at your patients because they're asleep and can't hear you. You can tell them anything and they will have no idea. It's like a diary that forgets how mad you are at it. June 25, 2015
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Tea Party SimulatorEdit

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How To: Tea Party Simulator Joel and Adam head to a tropical island to have a nice tea party, but things on the island aren’t what they seem. Smoke monsters and things like that. Who knows anymore. Dharma. May 14, 2015
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TerrariaEdit

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Part 1 Nobody reads these. What is wrong with you? Ok, fine, let's do this. Watch as Adam Ellis (who?) teach Joel how to smelt ore in this four hour long documentary shot entirely (mostly) on location in Terrer... Terrererrr... in this game. October 31, 2013
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Joel and Adam Stream Terraria: Part 1 In this recorded live stream, Joel and Adam play Terraria. Joel hates robots, and emojis, but loves caps lock. July 19, 2015
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Joel and Adam Stream Terraria: Part 2 In this stream, Joel discovers the side effects of taking potions, while Adam continues to be impatient. July 26, 2015
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Joel and Adam Stream Terraria: Part 3 Joel and Adam are back, and this time they mean business. Not really. They just want to play Terraria some more. Joel dies, Adam dies, other things die; everyone has fun. August 2, 2015
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How To: Terraria Martian Madness This is seriously a guide for the martian madness event in Terraria. We're not being sarcastic damnit, we're showing you how to do hard stuff easily. August 2, 2015
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Tiny BrainsEdit

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How to: Tiny Brains Joel and Adam unlock puzzles, kind of, in this frustrating Let's Play. April 17, 2014
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TitanfallEdit

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How to: Game Update Four Joel and Adam take you through the intricacies of the game four update by cursing and screaming at each other. They also play Titanfall. July 10, 2014
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Titan SoulsEdit

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How to: Titan Souls Adam and Joel demonstrate expert team work while showing us how to beat the first four bosses in Titan Souls. April 30, 2015
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Trine 3Edit

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How To: Trine 3 We recorded a fantastic video in Trine 3, but that video accidentally got deleted. So here's this. September 27, 2015
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Velvet SundownEdit

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How to: Taze In this video, Adam & Joel *TTZZZTTT* OW GET THAT THE FUCK OFF ME-- August 21, 2014
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Volgarr the VikingEdit

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How to: Volgarr the Viking Joelgarr and Adamgarr show us how to throw spears and execute perfectly timed rolls in Volgarr the Viking. June 5, 2014
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Warhammer: End Times - VermintideEdit

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How To: Vermintide Joel and Adam head to the world of Warhammer and kill splinters cousins. The ninja turtles are pissed. May 15, 2016
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Who's Your Daddy?Edit

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How To: Who's Your Daddy? Adam and Joel were like, “HEY ALEC! we're going to [REDACTED]. Stay here and edit until we get back in a few days! Flat soda isn’t in the budget anymore so you’ll just have to eat the office plants!” So here's a video about the joys of parenthood. I'll be over here eating these plastic leaves. January 10, 2016
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The Witcher 3Edit

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How To: The Witcher 3 In this video Joel and Adam play the Witcher 3. As a side note, a week ago Joel told me he was going out to get some groceries. He hasn't come back. He missed the movie last night. We miss him. Please come back Joel, please. December 20, 2015
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Wolfenstein The Old BloodEdit

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How To: Wolfenstein The Old Blood Joel and Adam are playing Wolfenstein and kill some Nazis. Also, there is robot circumcision. November 1, 2015
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World of TanksEdit

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How to: World of Tanks Joel, Adam, Matt and Jeremy make their home countries proud by charging their tanks into battle. Will they prevail? December 18, 2014
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World’s Hardest GameEdit

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How To: World's Hardest Game We’re not going to lie, this video is frustrating to watch. Mainly because of the people playing it. October 4, 2015
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How To: World's Hardest Game Part 2 In this video, Joelgurt and Adam bash their faces on the keyboard for an entire day to bring you 15 minutes of content. We hope yougurt enjoy! December 6, 2015
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XCOM 2Edit

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How To: XCOM 2 ​Joel and Adam take cover and discuss the finer points of cranial destruction. Also XCOM 2 is really fucking hard. Look at this shit. Thank god you can re-load your save. Fuck. February 21, 2016
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Trivia Edit

  • In most games Joel is usually akin to his Red vs. Blue character Caboose (to the point he mispronounced The Ship as The Shop), while Adam has a more Ryan Haywood-oriented persona spliced with paranoia (killing anyone regardless of if they were his target, hunter, or an innocent bystander out of fear they would kill him during The Ship).
  • Hot To: GMod Murder ended up being a training ground for Jeremy's eventual promotion to main Achievement Hunter, fitting with Jeremy being AH's GMod Guy.

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