Heists is a mini-series as part of the greater Let's Play Grand Theft Auto V weekly show from Achievement Hunter, In Heists, one of the Achievement Hunters plans a heist to perform in the map of GTA V, and the six crew members (formerly Ray as the sixth main host, and he was replaced by Jeremy afterwards) then perform each heist, with occasional help from guests. Seven episodes have been released to date, with one special episode shown live at RTX 2014.
Many fans love this series because of the sheer chaos and hilarity that happens during each heist, considering the fact that the guys constantly mess up the majority of them just to rob a 24/7 convenience store. We're not kidding. They rob convenience stores, and somehow, they screw up almost everyone one of them. The only heists that are a full success are Michael's heist and Lindsay's heist, with Ray's heists somehow being the least successful.
- 1 Season 1
- 2 Season 2
- 3 Season 3
- 4 Trivia
Heist (Geoff's Heist)
THE PLAN: The AH crew is attempting to rob a 24/7 supermarket near the hands-on car wash. The heist ends on Mount Chiliad where the crew will split the money. Gavin and Geoff are the robbers, Ray is the sniper, Ryan is the boat man, Jack is the driver, and Michael is the "wild card" as he will blow stuff up. Jack, Gavin, and Geoff will roll up to the supermarket in an unmarked, stolen, sprayed vehicle. Ray is on the building next to the car wash sniping the cops when they arrive. Geoff states that they must kill everybody that witnesses their heist as anybody can pass on information to the cops, and they must blow up every vehicle they use to delete all traces of their heist. Gavin and Geoff are tasked with robbing the place and killing the clerk while Jack plants sticky bombs on the outside to cause an explosion that will confuse the cops. After Gavin and Geoff get the money, themselves and Jack must drive into an alley near Power Street where Michael will be waiting with a large vehicle (truck, tank, bus, etc.) as they enter. Michael will pull forward and block access to the alley forcing the cops to go an alternate route. There will be two identical vehicles in the alley. Ryan is in one of them and Geoff will get in the vehicle with him, while Gavin and Jack take the other one. Geoff and Ryan will escape while Gavin and Jack will drive back out to the main strip and blow up their vehicle along with any cops around them. Ray will hop off of his roof and pick Michael up on a motorcycle while Jack and Gavin get another car. Ray and Michael will approach Mount Chiliad via the Bradic Pass while Jack and Gavin will approach Mount Chiliad via Ratton Canyon. Both teams must try to lose the cops on their way since it is a long drive. Geoff and Ryan will head towards Puerto Del Sol where there is a boat waiting for them. They will drive the boat to a far-away dock and hop into a non-descript vehicle waiting for them. They must then approach Mount Chiliad via the lumberyard. If all goes well, all three teams will meet up at Mount Chiliad and split the money, thus successfully ending the heist.
THE OUTCOME: After Jack, Gavin, and Geoff drove into the alley, Gavin and Jack attempted to escape in their vehicle, but Gavin drove off without Jack and was subsequently killed by the cops as he parked in front of them to let Jack in, forcing Jack to throw C-4 to kill the cops around them, which destroyed the vehicle as well. Jack decided to just run away and come up with a new plan for himself, but was accidentally killed by Michael who thought Jack was a cop. As Michael and Ray were escaping on the motorcycle, they got hit by a cop car, both being shot to death by the cops. Geoff and Ryan were left and they were in the boat heading to the other dock. Along the way, Ryan stopped the boat and claimed there didn't have to be two of them left at this point, subsequently killing Geoff. Ryan then jumped into the water and swam away, forgetting to collect the money Geoff dropped. Ryan hopped back into the boat to collect it, but it had already disappeared. Ryan plants a sticky bomb underneath him and detonates it, destroying the boat and killing himself, thus ending the heist with all members dead.
CODE NAMES: Geoff was Alpha One, Ryan was Alpha Two, Jack was Bravo One, Gavin was Bravo Two, Michael was Charlie One, and Ray was Charlie Two.
THE PLAN: The AH crew is attempting to rob a gas station near a construction site. All of the team members have the word "Secret" before their name (the code name). Gavin, Geoff, Ray, and Ryan will dress in yellow and then call 911 for a fire truck, as they are "pretending to be firemen". They will then park the fire trucks on a ramp near the gas station. A large tanker is waiting for them in the construction site, which is their base of operations. All of them will cover the tanker in sticky bombs. Geoff will be in the front fire truck and is in charge of detonating the bombs on the tanker. Before that, Michael will drive the tanker in between the gas pumps at the station and then wait for the signal to rob the place. Jack is waiting on a motorcycle in an alley behind the gas station. On the cue, Michael will rob the store and then kill the clerk, while Geoff detonates the bombs on the tanker. All of the fire trucks will then drive up to the gas station and everyone will start using fire extinguishers to create a barrier for Michael as it will be hard for the cops to see him. Michael will then take a U-turn, jump over the fence into the alley and hop on the motorcycle with Jack. Geoff, Jack, Michael, Gavin, and Ray will meet up at a dock next to the fairgrounds where there are RWBY-colored jet skis waiting for them. They will drive as far out as they can while Ryan flies overhead with a cargobob. Ryan will hover low so the other 5 members can hop onto the cargobob. They will then head to the roof of a local bank where they will split the money, thus successfully ending the heist.
THE OUTCOME: After Michael killed the clerk, he yelled for Geoff to detonate the bombs on the tanker, but they were too far away to detonate, forcing Jack, who was on the roof of the gas station so he could witness the explosion, to throw C-4 at the tanker which ignited the bombs and blew up the tanker. The fire trucks arrived but Gavin instantly drove his fire truck into a gas pump, exploding the truck and killing himself and Ray, who was with him. Michael successfully made it to the alley and hopped onto the motorcycle with Jack, but Ryan was killed while trying to escape with Geoff in one of the fire trucks. Michael and Jack were hit by a cop car while escaping, Jack dying instantly and Michael being shot to death by the cops (just like in the last heist, but with Jack instead of Ray). Geoff was left alone and headed to the docks where the jet skis were. He climbs onto the yellow jet ski and drives off. There was nothing left to do, as the person who had the money was killed, forcing Geoff to take a pill to kill himself, thus ending the heist in another failure.
CODE NAMES: Secret Gavin, Secret Geoff, Secret Ryan, Secret Michael, Secret Jack, Secret Ray
THE PLAN: The AH crew is attempting to steal money from an armored truck and also attempting to rob a convenience store. Ryan gives everybody code names that they came up with in the past. There are two teams to start with, the chopper team and the ground team. Jack, Michael, and Gavin will get a cargobob, with Jack as the pilot, and attempt to pick up the armored truck with the cargobob's hook. Geoff and Ryan must find the armored truck and use cars to prevent it from getting away while the chopper team picks it up. Once they pick up the truck, they will have 3 stars, in which Michael and Gavin will shoot any incoming police choppers while Jack controls the cargobob. The chopper team must carry the armored truck to a parking structure where Ray is located. Ray will shoot the back doors of the truck as it is flying overhead, causing the money to fall on top of the parking structure where it can be collected by any of the team members. All team members will meet on top of the parking structure where there are three motorcycles waiting. They will drive off of the parking structure and head towards a nearby subway stop, while Jack continues to fly the cargobob overhead and then drop it, causing an explosion that will make the cops think he is dead. Ray will pick up Jack in the tunnel while the other 4 members split into two teams and head towards the convenience store. Hopefully at this time they have lost their wanted levels as it would make it hard to rob the store. Michael and Gavin will rob the store while Geoff and Ryan head to a dock and get some boats. Ray and Jack, along with Michael and Gavin, will meet Ryan and Geoff at the docks and jump on the boats. All of them will drive off into the sunset and split the money in the middle of the ocean, thus ending the heist.
THE OUTCOME: After the armored truck was picked up, Geoff's car was stolen, forcing him to ride with Ryan. Michael valiantly attempted to fight off the swarm of police helicopters (ending up taking down six) but due to Gavin's lack of reliable weapons and ammo was overwhelmed and the chopper began to lose power before the armored truck could make it to the parking structure, Jack accidentally dropped the truck due to massive damage being done to the cargobob, and when he tried to hover down to pick it back up, the cargobob ended up exploding, killing Jack, Michael, and Gavin. Ryan, Ray, and Geoff headed to the armored truck and tried to devise a new plan, but Ryan accidentally killed Geoff by whacking with his gun while trying to open the back doors on the truck (which got him yelled at by Ray). After opening the doors and collecting the money, he went and picked up Ray. Ryan and Ray then drove into the subway to escape the police and ran towards the convenience store, Ray claiming that they could still do it. However, Ryan disagreed and tried to kill Ray. Ray, however, realized Ryan's intent (Ryan said "There doesn't have to be two of us", which he also said to Geoff during the latter's heist right before killing him) and quickly shot Ryan dead. Ray then tried to burn Ryan's corpse, but it disappeared while he was pouring gasoline on it. As Ray was about to leave, he suddenly remembered the money Ryan dropped and managed to collect it before it disappeared. Unlike Geoff and Ryan, Ray did not commit suicide and proclaimed himself the winner, thus ending the heist in what appeared to be, in Ray's mind, a "success" as money was technically split. Regardless, everyone still got mad at Ryan afterwards for killing Geoff again and almost killing Ray.
CODE NAMES: Ryan was The Fry Lord, Geoff was Two Times an Anus, Gavin was Mongy Wimp Foggler, Michael was Wee Wee Wrangler, Jack was Heisty Beard, and Ray was Granny Gum Jobs.
THE PLAN: The AH crew is attempting to rob the bank that was seen in Things to Do In GTA V - Fast Cash. Jack was caught during the last heist and is spending time in jail, therefore he is replaced in this heist by Kerry. The crew will get pumped up by drinking before they leave the apartment (or blazing like Ray). The crew will split into 3 teams: Team Nice Dynamite, The R&R Connection, and Team OG 2 (Geoff and Kerry). Kerry and Geoff will get a helicopter and provide cover for Michael and Gavin from the sky as they are robbing the bank. Ryan and Ray will be right outside of the bank shooting down any cops that arrive, while also providing a path for Michael and Gavin to escape. Michael and Gavin will leave the bank and head south towards an alley where there are two tanks waiting for them. They will then drive the tanks further south to the subway tunnel where it will be easy for them to lose their wanted levels (They will have about 4-5 stars if they continuously blow up cop cars and choppers with the tanks). There will be two bikes waiting for them in the tunnel. They will drive south to a dock with a boat waiting for them. They will drive the boat to the meeting location on the eastern side of the city. Ryan and Ray will take a motorcycle to the northern part of the city and then ditch the motorcycle and hop into a car waiting for them, which will be provided by Geoff before the heist starts, where they will drive to the meeting location. Geoff and Kerry will head towards the Vinewood sign where there will be a car waiting for them. They will drive the car to the meeting location. Once all three teams have reached the meeting location, four of the members will hop in one boat while the remaining two members hop in the other boat (The boat that Michael and Gavin used will be one of the boats, and there will be another boat already there). If all goes well, the crew will drive far out into the ocean where they will split the money, thus ending the heist.
THIS HEIST HAD MULTIPLE PARTS TO IT DUE TO SOME ISSUES. THEY ARE LISTED BELOW.
PLAN A: The crew successfully prepared all vehicles and got into their respectful positions. Michael and Gavin went inside the bank to begin the heist.
PLAN B: The bank was closed due to the day being Wednesday, and Gavin already had one star for shooting inside the bank. The other members got wanted levels for shooting down cops (The cops first arrived due to Gavin's wanted level), and all hell broke loose. Michael decided to rob a nearby convenience store instead.
PLAN C: The convenience store was also closed down, and cops were approaching from all directions. Michael decided to hit the nearest supermarket as he did not want the heist to turn out meaningless.
PLAN D: Michael successfully robbed the supermarket and escaped, but Ryan and Ray were shot down while covering Michael. Gavin and Michael took the tanks and successfully made it to the subway tunnel, where they eventually lost their wanted levels (They both had 5 stars). Geoff and Kerry took a Bifta that Michael provided for them and successfully reached the meeting location. Michael and Gavin made it to the boat and drove to the meeting location, where they met up with Geoff and Kerry.
THE FINAL OUTCOME: Michael and Lindsay (who provided an extra boat) secretly planned to kill Geoff and Kerry and then split the money between the two of them and Gavin. The extra boat was littered with sticky bombs. Michael hoped that Geoff and Kerry would take that boat, where Michael would detonate the boat, killing Geoff and Kerry. However, Geoff and Kerry took the boat that was there before Lindsay called in the extra one, forcing Lindsay to blow up the boat without Geoff and Kerry inside. Geoff and Kerry got into Michael and Gavin's boat, where they were both shot down by Michael. Gavin, Michael, and Lindsay split the money among the three of them, thus ending the heist in a success since it marked the first time that the money was able to be split among team members. Prior to Ray and Ryan's death, Michael had Geoff rig their getaway car with a carbomb in an attempt to kill them, however the R & R Connection instantly figured out it was a death trap during the planning and had their own plan in place to screw over Michael for the betrayal but were killed prior to them carrying it out.
CODE NAMES: There were no code names for this heist.
THE PLAN: The AH crew is attempting to rob 5 places at once and then escape with a private jet. Jack will steal a private jet and land it on Power Street as the other members are approaching after robbing the stores. The other members must make sure to kill the clerk that runs the store each one is robbing. They will escape in the private jet and go to the military base to get fighter jets. They will fly those jets to the airfield where they will split the money, thus ending the heist.
THE OUTCOME: Geoff forgot to kill the clerk in his respective store and as a result was killed by the clerk in retaliation. Jack barely managed to land the private jet and also barely managed to lift it off the ground for takeoff. Ray was shot to death by the cops during the takeoff while protecting the plane so they could take off. He was killed while entering a cop car to follow them. Ryan accidentally jumped out of the jet but survived the fall using a parachute. Since he still had a wanted level, he was chased by cops but somehow managed to fight them off and escape with a bigger wanted level. Jack, Michael, and Gavin successfully reached the military base, but Gavin was killed by headbutting the hanger roof and falling to his death. Michael and Jack took the fighter jets and successfully reached the airfield. However, Ryan, somehow still alive after fending off a massive army of cops, was still in need of assistance as he was trapped in a drainage tunnel. Jack and Michael decided to get back in their jets to go and help Ryan, but when Jack turned his jet on, Michael was standing in front of the jet exhaust and the intense heat from the blast killed him. Jack took off, but Ryan was killed just as Jack began to fly towards him, but not before questioning whether Jack was coming to help him or kill him due to Jack's ominous words. This left Jack (the leader of the heist) the lone survivor. Jack decided to keep flying and did not kill himself, thus ending the heist in a success for Jack and a failure for everyone else. However, since Jack was the only one who did not do any store robberies, he didn't get any money. This episode marked the first time that the leader of the heist was the lone survivor at the end (all other times, one of the other members was the lone survivor).
CODE NAMES: Jack was Overlord, Geoff was Eagle One, Ryan was Eagle Two, Ray was Eagle Three, and Michael was Eagle Four. Gavin did not have a code name for this heist.
THE PLAN: The AH crew is attempting to steal money from an armored truck. They will dress in similar suits but wear different masks, and everyone's code name will be their middle name (except for Ryan and Ray; the former used his first name since he normally went by his middle name, while the latter used TAFKAR, which stands for 'The Artist Formerly Known As Ray'). For the heist, they will use a cargobob to lift the armored truck and drop it onto a moving train, where they will then steal the money from the truck. They will ride the train to the airfield where there is a limo waiting. They will drive the limo all the way to the south side of town where a cargobob or plane is waiting. They will take the cargobob to the giant tower where they did Things to do in GTA V - Wrecking Ball, split the money, and then skydive off in different directions, thus ending the heist.
THE OUTCOME: To sum it all up, as we stated above in the summary, Ray's heist somehow ends up being the least successful. Not what you're expecting of AH's ace gamer. But the heists goes like this: Geoff and Gavin killed the driver of the armored truck, but they couldn't get in due to the game glitching out on them. Michael decided to try it for himself and got in the driver's seat easily, but the passenger side was locked. Geoff and Gavin took their vehicle and attempted to provide cover for Michael. Ryan was shot to death by the cops and fell out of the cargobob, leaving the cargobob without any gunners. Geoff and Gavin decided to take the cargobob that Ryan had brought by accident to pick up Michael, but Geoff died before he could even get in. Meanwhile, Jack jumped out of his cargobob, but did not activate his parachute in time which led to him dying by landing face-first on the ground. Gavin took the cargobob and attempted to lift the truck, but he crashed into the side of the bridge and exploded, killing him. Ray decided to take the limo to go and help Michael, but Michael was being followed by a massive array of cops. Eventually, he ended up accidentally driving to the military base and got trapped in a corner, which led to his death. Ray decided to blow up the armored truck to get the money and escape. However Ray used an RPG instead of a sticky bomb and instead blew up the entire truck, destroying the money, with Ray dying in the explosion. With everyone dead, this heist ended in a major failure. This was the first heist where nobody killed each other. Everyone was killed by either an NPC or by themselves due to the game glitch. Coincidentally, it was the first Heist that featured the plan being messed up due to a glitch (Ray has had the most bugs and glitches with the game and this was his Heist.)
CODE NAMES: Ray was T.A.F.K.A.R., Geoff was Lazer, Gavin was David, Ryan went by his first name James, Michael was Vincent, and Jack was Shannon.
Cast and characters
|"Heist"||"Gavin's Heist"||"Ryan's Heist"||"Michael's Heist"||"Jack's Heist"||"Ray's Heist"|
|Geoff Ramsey||Alpha 1||Secret Geoff||Two Times an Anus||Geoff||Eagle 1||Lazer|
|Gavin Free||Bravo 2||Secret Gavin||Mongy Wimp Foggler||Gavin||Gavin||David|
|Jack Pattillo||Bravo 1||Secret Jack||Heisty Beard||N/A||Overlord||Shannon|
|Michael Jones||Charlie 1||Secret Michael||Wee-Wee Wrangler||Michael||Eagle 4||Vincent|
|Ray Narvaez, Jr.||Charlie 2||Secret Ray||Granny Gum Jobs||Ray||Eagle 3||TAFKAR*|
|Ryan Haywood||Alpha 2||Secret Ryan||The Fry Lord||Ryan||Eagle 2||James|
* Stands for "The Artist Formerly Known As Ray"
|"Heist (Geoff's Heist)"||"Gavin's Heist"||"Ryan's Heist"||"Michael's Heist"||"Jack's Heist"||"Ray's Heist"|
RTX 2014 Edition
THE PLAN: The AH crew is attempting to rob 4 stores and then flee to Mount Chiliad. Geoff, Ryan, and Ray will be the robbers while Michael, Jack, and Gavin prepare the escape vehicles. Geoff will be the driver and at each store, Ryan will hold the door open so Ray can snipe the clerk from far away. Ryan will then use sticky bombs to blow open the cash register and collect the money. After they hit all 4 stores, they will go the alley where they did Things to do in GTA V - Cop Flop and climb the ladder to the roof. Gavin will block the entrance when the cops have entered the alley so they can't escape. Jack will use a cargobob to drop two cars littered with sticky bombs into the alley which will be detonated to destroy the cops in the alley. Michael will be in a tank and Jack will pick up the tank with the cargobob. They will then fly to the airport to retrieve a Titan. Michael will destroy any police helicopters that come near by firing from the tank. When they reach the airport, they will get in the Titan and then wait for Michael to hop out of the tank and safely hop in. The crew will then land the Titan on Mount Chiliad and split the money, thus ending the heist.
THE OUTCOME: Gavin was killed before the actual heist started after Michael accidentally drove the tank off the roof and landed on Gavin. During the heist, all 4 stores were successfully robbed and the robbery crew made it to the alley. Everyone got into the cargobob and Jack successfully managed to pick up the tank and fly off with it. However, Jack lost control of the cargobob (which was already on fire) and crashed into the side of a building, killing everyone. This heist ended in a major failure.
The Grand Heist
THE PLAN: Same plan as the RTX 2014 Edition Heist
THE OUTCOME: Geoff, Ryan, and Ray successfully robbed all 4 stores and made it to the alley. They got into the cargobob while watching the cops get destroyed by the bomb cars. While heading to the airport, Michael successfully managed to destroy at least 5 helicopters with the tank, giving the crew a 5-star wanted level. The crew successfully hopped into the Titan, but needed to wait for Michael to hop out of the tank and join them. It looked as though Michael would be unable to make it, so Ray sacrificed himself to hold off the cops while Michael got on the Titan. The crew took off and headed for Mount Chiliad, taking a moment to thank Ray for a sacfice and remember him. However, Gavin flew the Titan to the maximum flying height, which caused the Titan to stall and crash into three police helicopter, where it exploded, killing everyone. While this heist also ended as another major failure, it was the furthest the crew made it through any heist they've done and it was the closest they had ever come. And for that huge bummer, Ray's sacrifice was for nothing.
The Prison Job
THE PLAN: After the failure of the Grand Heist, Geoff got nailed and is still in Los Santos lockup. The objective is to get him out. Jack will be on cargobob duty and bring Michael, who is in a limo, to the prison, as Geoff likes to ride "in style". Ray will stand watch on a nearby hill in a tank while Gavin and Ryan observe everything in a helicopter. After securing Geoff, the cargobob will depart and drop the limo onto a moving train. The train will carry the limo to a bridge where Ryan will be waiting in the water with a boat, which everybody will parachute down to. Afterwards, the plan is to simply make a getaway from the cops in a boat.
THE OUTCOME: Jack manages to drop the limo into Geoff's location and Geoff gets in, but Jack struggles for several minutes trying to hook the limo, causing both the cargobob and the limo to take heavy damage from bullets. Despite this, they make a getaway, managing to reach the train tracks. However, as Gavin warns them of the train's imminent approach, the cargobob stalls several times, nearly crushing the limo, and eventually breaks down. Gavin jumps onto the train while Michael tries to jump the limo onto the train, to no avail. Meanwhile, Ryan places the boat underneath the bridge. Deciding to abandon the train, everybody tries to jump for the boat. Gavin jumps off the bridge while still riding the train and results in him headbutting a girder on the bridge and dies by landing hard on the rocks as his character wasn't capable of pulling his chute, while Michael and Geoff manage to perfectly parachute into the boat. Jack jumps off the bridge, but pulls his parachute too late and ends up getting stuck in a tree and then lands hard in the water, killing him. During all of this, Ray annihilates the police with the tank and gets to the boat successfully with a 5-star wanted level. He accidentally transfers this wanted level to the rest of the crew, as they attempt to make their getaway. They get rather far, but the police keep spawning so Ryan eventually decides to stop and get out of the boat to pull out the heavy weaponry. As they do, a helicopter, that Michael blew up, falls onto the boat, damaging it. In the ensuing chaos, Michael crawls back onto the boat but is accidentally melee-killed by Geoff. As they attempt to make a getaway, Geoff and Ryan are gunned down, leaving only Ray, who makes a successful getaway in the boat. This heist ended as both a success and a failure, due to the fact that they succeeded in getting Geoff out of prison but couldn't make it back to land with the boat. Fortunately, when Geoff respawned, he was no longer taken back to jail and he was finally free. He died a free man. Geoff thanks everybody for rescuing him and Ray ends the video with a cinematic view.
THE PLAN: The AH Crew plans to rob a bank of its gold. The plan is for Ryan and Michael to steal a port-a-potty from a nearby construction site and take it too the bank. Meanwhile, Geoff and Lindsay steal two buses and park them outside the bank. Once Ryan and Michael get there, Geoff and Lindsay make a barricade with the buses to protect them. Geoff and Lindsay then steal the gold and load it into the port-a-potty. While they do, Ray, who was already positioned at the bank, and Ryan hold off any cops. Once the gold is loaded Geoff and Lindsay go out the back exit and escape in a car planted in the alley. Ryan and Ray do the same with a car planted in the front of the bank. Gavin then picks up Michael and the gold using a cargo-bob that is planted on the top of the building across the street. Geoff and Lindsay then secure a train and fire a flare to show where Gavin needs to drop off the gold. Ray and Ryan will then proceed to jump on the train and they'll split the money six ways.
THE OUTCOME: Everything goes well until up to the train. Gavin is forced to follow the train as it goes through tunnels and bridges and when he finally does get the gold on the train, Ray and Ryan are already on. However, as Gavin drops the gold, Michael jumps out but misses the train and is forced to catch up on foot. Gavin later jumps out of the cargo-bob and parachutes onto the train, leaving only Michael left. Ryan jumps off the train to rescue his comrade, and he is coming back for Michael, merely to find that Michael has already hijacked a police cruiser and is in hot pursuit of the train, speeding towards the train. While this happens, Gavin's game glitches and places a stationary train on the same set of tracks that everyone else passes through but shoves him off. Michael is forced to pick up both Gavin and Ryan and they all go after the train. Michael manage to get on but Gavin has no health remaining and is killed when he attempts to board the moving train. While trying to get back on, Ryan's game also glitches so that the port-a-potty is not on the train but hanging out the side of it and crushes him to death when he attempts to get on. The heist ends with only four people remaining: Geoff, Michael, Ray, and Lindsay. This is arguably their most successful heist as they not only got away with the loot but the only two members who died only perished due to game glitches. Ryan and Gavin were the only ones to die. And, at least on the bright side, they got rid of the useless one and the backstabbing traitor who would have killed them all.
Cast and characters
|"RTX 2014"||"The Grand Heist"||"The Prison Job"|
|Gavin Free||Gavin||Ray William Johnson||Gavin|
|Jack Pattillo||Jack||Game Over Greggy||Jack|
|Ray Narvaez, Jr.||Ray||Ray|
|Ryan Haywood||Ryan||Freddie Wong||Ryan|
|"RTX 2014"||"The Grand Heist"||"The Prison Job"|
The Trojan Bar Heist
(Note: This heist was recorded and uploaded to YouTube on March 9, 2015. It was the last ever GTA Online heist that Ray would ever record and perform with the rest of the main AH guys until his departure from Achievement Hunter a month later on April 17, 2015 to pursue live streaming video games on Twitch full-time.)
THE PLAN: The Achievement Hunter guys are back once again with another heist in GTA Online. Instead of Geoff leading the gang (because Geoff runs out of the room), the group is led by Ryan (although Geoff still fully participates his role in the heist). This time, they're not actually robbing a store or a bank for money and cash. Instead, they are planning to steal an LSPD SWAT van SUV, since it's a large six-seater vehicle that could be useful for their next heist. Instead of arriving at a police station, breaking into a yard or parking lot carjacking (stealing) one, and driving away (which seems pretty lame and unprofessional), they decide to bring the SUV to them by creating a hostage situation. There is a bar in the desert on the northeast, which they plan to hold up on lockdown until the SUV arrives. Before all of this, Geoff is already there hanging out at the bar and drinking some beers. When Ryan masks up and enters the bar, he and Geoff shoot the hostages. As Geoff and Ryan hijack the bar, Ray and Gavin in the meanwhile (aka X-Ray and Vav) arrive near the parking lot into two large monster truck Liberators while Michael observes the cops activity outside and at the front door on the roof of the bar. While the cops come in, Michael (who is blending in as an unsuspected fellow cop in an all black S.W.A.T. outfit, without any badges or name tags as it's unnecessary) informs the activities to Ryan and Geoff who are holding down the bar, while Ray and Gavin plant sticky bombs and mines on all the cop cars (without getting wanted levels) and should only detonate it once Michael is gone with the SUV, after it arrives in the parking lot. But before planting the mines on all (if not, most) of the cop cars, Ray and Gavin should also call the emergency services to bring more cops in. Michael should only jump off the roof (without getting a wanted level) once the SUV has arrived and unsuspectingly walk quickly towards the parked SUV as a "cop", knowing that the other cops don't realize that he really isn't one. After calling in a jet to destroy the selected area, Michael should drop a flare, also to create smoke and confusion and drive off with the SUV towards Sandy Shores airfield to stash the vehicle for the next heist. The explosion should clear up the array of cop cars parked in front of the bar, giving a window of opportunity for Ray and Gavin to pick up Geoff and Ryan (whoever gets in with who and they take off), and make a hasty escape to the bridge on the north-west where they leap off the bridge, into the seawater below where get picked up by Jack and Michael in seaplanes and fly off.
Also, for the next heist, they plan to kill Aaron.
THE OUTCOME: Everything goes well according to plan, for the first half of the heist. Ray picks up Geoff and quickly drives off. Ryan is "stuck" in the entrance and is run over accidentally by Gavin, almost crushed to death. Ryan quickly climbs on, equips with body armor and they also drive off and they are the last ones to leave, although more cop reinforcements are arriving at this point. Ray and Geoff (along with Ryan and Gavin) try to make a hasty escape. Both teams make a tough, risky pursuit away across unprepared terrain as the cops continue to give chase, and they are coming in force and are really aggressive. Ryan and Gavin are having more difficulty escaping the cops than Geoff and Ray since they were the last ones to escape, however, they can just barely keep it going, so Gavin takes a brief off-road detour across the rough, rocky mountains and they eventually get back on the road. Before Ryan and Gavin arrive at the bridge (as Michael successfully stashes the SUV in the hangar behind another plane, securing it for the next heist at the Sandy Shores airfield), they are out of super heavy body armor. Things begin to go wrong when their timing in incorrect. Ray and Geoff are the first to arrive at the bridge but Geoff and Michael aren't here yet. They're early. Michael suggests holding them off on the bridge but Geoff yells that "there's a goddamn SWAT team, there's two of them" but Michael urges them to "do a lap or something". Ray obeys this and drives up and down the highway, he and Geoff continue fighting off the cops. Finally, Ryan and Gavin arrive at the bridge and Jack is finally here. It's bridge sunset during this time. Gavin drives off the bridge into the water and accidentally jumps out. Although he has his parachute with his British flag on it, he wasn't high enough. A bit too low to the ground to parachute, and Gavin unfortunately didn't have enough time to pull the chord and pop open his chute. He falls to his death, and the shallow water isn't deep enough to break his fall. Ryan goes flying up into the air, and lands back down into the water. Jack and Ryan take off, and Michael prepares to pick up Geoff and Ray. But, unfortunately, this plane is a one-seater and there's no room on Michael's plane. Michael urges Jack and Ryan to land at the sea by the bridge and come get Geoff and Ray. Geoff swims with all his might and makes it onto the seaplane but Ray is screwing around, and can't make it on time. Jack decides to take off for a little bit, fly back around, and come back for Ray. Jack struggles to gain altitude, but the seaplane is taking a lot of hits and shots and it's so heavy, while Geoff is taking out the helicopters. As he reloads his weapon, Geoff falls out of the seaplane. He parachutes and descends quickly into the shallow water, making things more complicated. Michael orders Geoff to go underwater (which he does) but Geoff is shot to death by the cops underwater. Jack and Ryan fly back to Ray, who's fighting the cops on the beach at land but Ray is taking a lot of hits and he too is super exposed to the cops. Jack tries to find a place on the beach to land, but the seaplane is very tough to land on land, even on the beach where its full of rocks and there were also cops everywhere, so Jack was circling around aimlessly. When Jack finally got the wheels down on the beach, it was too little to late. Ray realized he doesn't have much time left. Since there were a lot of cops shooting at him where Jack landed his plane, he decided to jump into a police boat and try to get away. He drives away on the boat for a few seconds but Ray too is also shot to death in the boat. Another loss. Only half the team were left. But the situation wasn't completely hopeless. On the bright side, Michael finally got his second seaplane. However, Jack and Ryan's seaplane was on fire so Michael had to go pick up them. Michael becomes even more frustrated and angry when he learns that Ray is down too along with Geoff and Gavin but Jack tells him that "we can still do this". Michael and they all quickly decide to fly away in Michael's seaplane somewhere safe, collect Geoff, Gavin and Ray's bodies and memory them. The other seaplane, now flown by Jack and Ryan was on fire with the engine propeller engulfed in flames and with black smoke pouring out. Their seaplane was being shot to shit. Jack suggests that maybe they can get into a police boat and get away. After their engine died, the seaplane began drifting slowly to a stop, with lots of police boats and police helicopters chasing after them. Jack and Ryan fire their guns while still inside the plane, using it as protection, After they shoot and kill all the cops in the boats near them, they exit the extensively damaged plane, hop out and bail and swim underwater to the boats. Jack is the first one on the boat and Ryan, slowly but surely (while being shot in the water by the cops) makes it on. Jack drives them away and just mere seconds later, their seaplane explodes into a huge fireball. While Jack drives away and circles around the bridge, Ryan shoots the police helicopters and police boats with rocket launchers (mostly homing missiles) and manages to shoot a majority of the cops to death. Michael flies over the bridge and sees them in the boat, but there are even more cops chasing them (the more you kill the cops, the more they will keep respawning, and there will be more and more of them). He makes a rough landing on the deep sea away from the bridge but the plane stays intact. Jack and Ryan sail towards Michael. Ryan jumps out first, and he is the first one aboard. On Ryan's screen, Michael's left wing in on fire but not on Michael's screen. Jack comes around and takes another few seconds to get on the right side. By this time, Michael's plane was indeed on fire. Michael throttled up, and tried to get away but the engine began sputtering on fire. Michael also realized that they were indeed on fire, but the optimistic Jack said that it was just a little bit of fire and that they would be OK, but it didn't seem like it. For a moment Michael thought the engine was dying. The plane banked sharply to the right and almost cartwheeled across the water but Michael righted it up again. Michael accelerated hard and pushed the throttles all the way up. The struggling seaplane, which responded slowly and sluggishly, lurched forward. Finally, the engine revved hard and Michael pulled back hard on the yoke. He risked stalling the plane but they barely took off with the engine propeller on fire, like some struggling, injured bird. Both wings, and the engine were burning and had flames trailing behind them. Michael pulled up and struggled to gain altitude but they only made it a few hundred feet above sea level. Their odds of surviving were decreasing and were getting slimmer by the minute as there were lots of cops. Michael tired to fly them to land. The extended landing gear created additional drag. As Michael struggled to keep them airborne for as much as possible and as long as possible, Jack and Ryan fought hard against the cops, shooting them without giving up. Michael knew that once they crash landed on the beach, they didn't have another getaway vehicle ready for them, which meant that it would be their last stand, so they had to improvise. The only other option would be to crash land on the beach without blowing up the plane, evacuate and get off, kill enough cops to get into a police land cruiser (either a SWAT van or a cop car) and drive off. Michael fought the controls hard and barely kept them flying, but soon, the extensively damaged and shot up plane's engines gave out and died and were completely engulfed in flames and smoke. To stretch his glide, Michael pulled up his landing gear at the last minute to reduce drag, but it was too late. The engine was pouring out so much thick black smoke and flames that their airspeed was too low. With the engine dead, they ditched the seaplane on the shallow sea water and drifted inwards towards land. After parking the dead plane on the beach, Michael and Ryan jumped out, switched to their heavy weapons and fought the cops. Ryan prepares for their inevitable demise and says that it has been an honor fighting the cops with the remaining team. Jack also fought the cops and manages to shoot down a police helicopter. He climbs out of the plane through the driver's seat at the last second but he is too late. The seaplane explodes, killing Jack. Now, only Michael and Ryan were left. As Team Crazy Mad, they together muster up all their courage and fight to kill as many cops as possible, making their last stand on the beach, with Ryan shouting "blaze of glory". As Michael kills the cops on the ground, Ryan shoots a police helicopter after running out of rockets. Despite their overwhelming enemy force closing in, their last option is if they can shoot enough cops to steal and acquire one of their cars and get away. But both Michael and Ryan are super exposed and have nothing to take behind cover for. They both have very little health and no body armor left. Finally, Michael carjacks another SWAT van car, but Ryan is shot to death by the police helicopter, only seconds before Michael (who is only several meters away) can come save him. The lone survivor, Michael, who doesn't know where he is going for a second accidentally drives the SUV into the sea. He tries to back up and reverse but his car engine stalls and dies. With an angry mob of cops aggressively shooting, Michael too is shot to death in the car.
This heist ended in both a success and failure. It was a bummer how no one was able to survive and escape from the cops, but overall, it was mostly and largely a success because they were able to complete and accomplish their goal/mission by safely and successfully acquiring and stashing the vehicle (an LSPD SWAT van SUV) inside the hangar at Sandy Shores Airfield and the vehicle was safely secured for the next heist before they were all killed by the cops, one by one. And they were only supposed to acquire 1, which they did. They may not have escaped alive in the end but at least they got the car, so there was no need for them to go to the ocean and pick up the SUV with a cargobob. They already acquired it in advance, before anyone got killed. Their "ghosts" (next lives after they respawned after their past lives got killed by the cops during the heist) are all set and ready for the next heist. It is believed that the primary cause of their deaths was Michael's one-seater plane, which may have screwed everything up. It bought the cops more time and by the time Michael got another seaplane, it was too little too late. If Michael's plane had more seats, they would have had a much higher success rate.
THE PLAN: Jeremy has discovered Kerry Shawcross has been secretly leaking information to the police, which is the primary cause of the failures of the previous heists. Kerry is arriving at a landing strip in a helicopter and is transferring to a plane. Ryan and Michael will destroy the plane and approach Kerry, posing as his bodyguards to take him to safety. Jeremy and Geoff will then begin opening fire on them, scaring Kerry into Ryan and Michael's armored limousine. While this is happening, Gavin will use a cargo-bob to deliver a boat Jack has obtained to the Alamo Sea. Once Kerry is in the armored limo, Geoff and Jeremy will take the boat and go down the river and out to the ocean, giving Ryan and Michael cover as they drive to the beach. In the meantime, Jack will procure a Luxor. Once Ryan and Michael reach the beach, Gavin will use his cargo-bob to pick up the limo and drop it onto Geoff's yacht before landing on the helipad. When Geoff and Jeremy reach the coast, Jack will pick them up in the Luxor and they will fly over Geoff's yacht before parachuting down and joining their companions. Once done, they will interrogate Kerry and punish him for his treachery.
THE OUTCOME: The heist went according to plan, but the resistance was too heavy. Gavin had trouble picking up the limo and was heavily damaged in his attempts. Gavin had trouble seeing the yacht (his footage was noticeably darker than the rest of the crew's) and ended up circling above it aimlessly. The police helicopters finished off the cargo-bob and the cargo bob exploded. The explosion killed Gavin, Michael, Ryan, and Kerry. Meanwhile, Jack barely landed on the beach (almost killing Geoff) and was stuck on some rocks and trees. Jeremy and Geoff were able to get in, but the police boxed the plane into some rocks, bushes and trees, making it impossible for Jack to take off. Geoff jumped out and tried to swim away and was promptly gunned down; Jeremy did the same and while he tried to kill the cops, he met the same fate. Jack managed to barely take off (with his engines on fire) and seemed to be in the clear, but his victory was short-lived, as the damaged plane's engines gave out and it crashed into the beach, killing Jack; with nothing else to do, Ryan's "ghost" gave him a nice coup-de-grace with an RPG before impact. With everyone dead, this heist ended in a major failure. But, at the very least, Kerry was killed for his betrayal. This was the first heist where everybody died at the hands of the NPCs (except for Jack, who was shot down by Ryan; he would have died anyhow, though, so it made no difference) and no team kills occurred. Plus, for once, no one accidentally committed suicide.
CODE NAMES: Jeremy was Monster Truck (a catchphrase he came up with during a previous Let's Play), Jack was Water Choo Choo, Geoff was Scary Butt (okay...), Ryan was Daddy Cock (I mean, what else...), Michael was Savage Animal Idiot (aw, sweet), and Gavin was Asshole/Anal Baguette (Right Up Your Ass!).
THE LAZER JOB
THE PLAN: Ryan has a contact who is on the market for buying Lazer fighter jets. However, the only cost efficient way to procure one is from Zancudo. So the team would infiltrate the base and take one. Jack and Geoff would pilot a helicopter with Ryan and Gavin to the front entrance. Jack and Geoff would begin attacking the guards, prompting them to call reinforcements. Ryan and Gavin would then take the abandoned vehicles and masquerade as military personnel while Jack and Geoff retreat to the helicopter. Meanwhile, Jeremy and Michael pick up jetpacks and fly over the military base to provide support. Ryan would drop off Gavin to steal a Lazer before retreating. While Gavin takes off, the jetpacks would launch flares to provide cover and take down pursuing aircraft.
While this is happening, Geoff and Jack would procure wedges and clear out a tunnel to use as a makeshift hangar. Gavin would land the laser on the road before driving it into the tunnel. They would then remove the GPS tracking device on the plane before flying it out with all members retreating to safety to sell their merchandise.
The heist went according to plan, but members died one by one due to their own stupidity. While attacking the guards, Geoff chose to run at the gun-wielding guards with a baseball bat. While he managed to survive his encounter, he was badly injured and gunned down when retreating to the helicopter. Gavin successfully retrieved his laser and took to the air with minimal damage while Ryan retreated. However, he flew into Michael on a jetpack before flying straight into the control tower. With three members down, the surviving three picked up the slack. Ryan took a laser and escaped the military base while Jack began clearing the tunnel. However, the military had full mobilized and pelted Ryan's laser as it took off, severely damaging it. The crew began to rendezvous at the tunnel but Ryan's engine gave out, causing him to clip his wing on a power line and explode. Jeremy and Jack agree to meet up and discuss what to do next. However, Jeremy ends up landing his jetpack on Jack and killing him, leaving the smallest one the only survivor.
With the first attempted ending in failure, the injured crew take another shot with a few minor changes: Michael would make sure to fly his jetpack away from the airstrip, they would alert the guards further from the front entrance, and Geoff would not rely on his baseball bat. However, this does not help much. Before the helicopter carrying Jack, Geoff, Ryan, and Gavin touched down, Gavin opt they rappel out for style. Death would later seize this opportunity later. When Jack and Geoff attempt to fly away, the rappel ropes snag something on the ground. After several attempt to pull free while the military fires on them, the helicopter spins out of control. Jack and Geoff bail but Jack is killed in the process. Geoff attempts to get to a wedge to proceed with the plan but is gunned down before he can do so. Fortunately, the other half goes as planned and Gavin procures a laser and escapes with minimal damage. But with the clearing crew wiped out, Jeremy and Michael head for the tunnel and begin clearing it themselves. While they succeed at blocking one end of the tunnel, they fail to clear the cars already in it before telling Gavin it was safe to land. With the cars still exiting the tunnel, there are a series of head-on collisions between a plane and several cars and the laser explodes with its long-nosed pilot.
With the laser destroyed, Ryan picks up clearing duty while Michael and Jeremy go to procure the laser. Jeremy would procure the first laser while Michael covers him, then Michael would grab a second laser for backup. Jeremy manages to get a laser unscathed but Michael is surrounded and gunned down. Ryan is unable to completely clear out the tunnel due to the sheer quantity of debris and cars so he opts to shove all the cars to the side, unsure if it would work. It would not matter as Jeremy, instead of landing the plane outside and driving in, chooses to thread the needle and tries to fly the plane into the tunnel, clipping its wings and exploding. Giving up on his compatriots, Ryan retreats to Mexico.
CODE NAMES: The Ruckus: Tango & Cash (Geoff and Jack). The Infiltrators: Sneak & Beak (Ryan & Gavin). The Flare Guys: Phoenix & Down (Michael & Jeremy).
- The crew has miserably failed the majority of the heists they commit.
- In Lindsay's Heist, Gavin and Ryan were the only ones to die, thanks to bugs.
- A lot of betrayals happened
- Ryan killed Geoff in the first heist
- He tried again in his own heist, but Ray killed him just before he could do the deed
- Michael betrayed Kerry and Geoff in Michael's heist so he could split the money between him, Gavin and Lindsay
- Ryan killed Geoff in the first heist
- In future heists, the crew, having become so broke, were forced to steal from a vending machine.
- If the crew would've learned from their mistakes or more about the game's mechanics, then more heists could've ended in a success.
- In Jack's Heist, Geoff should've been careful with the store's clerk, since some clerks have a gun with them for self defense
- In his own heist, Gavin should've seen where he was driving as to avoid dying in his heist
- In Ray's Heist, Michael would've survived had he not driven into the military base
- In the Trojan Bar Heist, more of the guys would've escaped had it not been for Michael using a one-seat plane
- Rooster Teeth hired AH to distract the crew of Stage 5 in order to steal a microwave. However, RT end up screwing up the heist, and only succeeded because no one bothered to stop them. No difference when it comes to heists between these two.
- Also, one of the members, Chad James, had previously declined a taco from Michael, and this prompted AH to steal the former's entire desk, and everything on it. Their heist was more successful than RT's heist, and all their GTA V heists.