Gavin Free/Gavin or Google?

vin or Google is a game-show segment on the Rooster Teeth Podcast that involves all cast members present, and is hosted by Burnie Burns. Users can submit phrases by tweeting it to Rooster Teeth with the hash tag "#GavinOrGoogle".

The Rules of the Competition

1. Burnie asks Gavin to come up with a question based on a phrase he gives him.
2. Burnie types the same phrase into Google and picks the most ridiculous, absurd and outright stupid auto complete result out of the first few results.
3. He then gives out the two questions to the other podcast crew members, and they need to guess who said what.
4. Three rounds per game (usually).

Theme Song

The game has gotten an official jingle since Podcast 209:

Gavin or Google?
Google or Gavin?
Which one said it?
Let's find out. Hey!
(I'm feeling lucky!)

Installations

Spoiler warning: Possible plot and/or ending details follow.

Podcast 208

Competitors: Gustavo Sorola, Joel Heyman

Start time: 41:12

Google's Question	Gavin's Question	Correct Guesser
What happens if you accidentally eat all the Marijuana?	What happens if you breathe too much?	Gus, Joel
Can you see stars while you're in space?	Can you see Oxygen?	Joel
How many buttons do you have to button on a 2-Button suit?	How many buttons does it take to launch the space shuttle?	Joel

Podcast 209

Competitors: Gustavo Sorola, Barbara Dunkelman, Jack Pattillo

Start time: 57:51

Google's Question	Gavin's Question	Correct Guesser
What is the most boring job in the world?	What is the most expensive pet in the world?	Gus
What happens when astronauts fart?	What happens when astronauts think that they're upside down?	Barbara
Has there ever been a real life zombie?	Has there ever been two of the same person?	Gus

Podcast 210

Competitors: Gustavo Sorola, Barbara Dunkelman, Jack Pattillo

Start time: 15:31

Google's Question	Gavin's Question	Correct Guesser
Can you break your own neck if you really wanted to?	Can you break your lungs if you only breathe in?	Barbara, Gus
How does a dog know that it's supposed to like bones?	How does a dog know when it should stop growing?	Gus
If I ate myself, would I be twice as big or would I disappear completely?	If I ate a seed, would the roots come out of my butt?	Barbara

Podcast 213

Competitors: Gustavo Sorola, Barbara Dunkelman

Start time: 18:43

Google's Question	Gavin's Question	Correct Guesser
Is it bad if your semen is clear?	Is it bad if you can't see 3D?	Barbara, Gus
Do homeless people understand "knock knock" jokes?	Do homeless people ever give money to other homeless people?	Barbara, Gus
Do animals know what they look like?	Do animals know which animal they are?	Barbara

Podcast 218

Competitors: Gustavo Sorola, Jack Pattillo

Start time: 34:40

Google's Question	Gavin's Question	Correct Guesser
Can you ever be just whelmed?	Can you ever be too fast for your own legs?	No one
Why does the moon always make me tired?	Does the moon ever lose any of its dust?	Jack
Is it possible for a man to get pregnant?	Is it possible to get a tan on your eyes?	Jack

Podcast 226

Competitors: Gustavo Sorola, Joel Heyman, RTX audience

Start time: 3:47

This podcast was recorded at the Podcast panel at RTX 2013. After reading both questions, Burnie asked the audience to vote for which one they thought Gavin said, through either a show of hands or applause.

Google's Question	Gavin's Question	Correct Guesser
What do I do if I accidentally built a bookshelf?	What do I do if my pet wants to have sex with me?	Gus, audience
Is it true that energy drinks are made of bull semen?	Is it true that you have to have a belly button?	Audience
What if a person got possessed by Jesus?	What if a person is born without a personality?	Gus, audience

Podcast 236

Competitors: Chris Demarais, Barbara Dunkelman

Google's Question	Gavin's Question	Correct Guesser
How many words are there?	How many times can you freeze ice?	Chris, Barbara
Can your hands lose weight?	Can your hands have toes?	Barbara
Did medieval knights use guns?	Did medieval knights have special toilets?	Chris

Podcast 237

Competitors: Gustavo Sorola, Barbara Dunkelman, State Theatre audience

Start time: 6:50

This podcast was recorded at The State Theatre in Austin, TX. After reading both questions and getting guesses from Gus and Barbara, Burnie asked the audience to shout out whether they thought Gavin or Google asked the question.

Google's Question	Gavin's Question	Correct Guesser
What happens when I lose one of my white friends in the snow?	What happens when a president marries a queen?	Gus, audience
Do babies poop in the womb?	Do babies float?	No one
Has a person ever been to Mars?	Has a person ever been born without a body?	Gus, Barbara, audience
Why is the word "shirt" singular if arms are plural?	Why is the word "long" shorter than the word "short"?	Gus, half the audience

Podcast 253

Competitors: Gustavo Sorola, Michael Jones

Google's Question	Gavin's Question	Correct Guesser
Can a Catholic marry a Christian?	Can a stalactite become a stalagmite if it falls?	Gus, Michael
Why don't birds fly at night?	Why don't birds ever lie down?	Michael
Could a human survive inside a whale?	Could a human cry itself dry?	Gus

Podcast 279

Competitors: Gustavo Sorola, Jack Pattillo
This was filmed at RTX 2014, however due to using new scoring machine the audience was not involved and only the first person to buzz in was allowed to answer.

Start time: 36:50

Google's Question	Gavin's Question	Who Buzzed In	Were They Right?
Is there an Old Zealand?	Is there a right way to wipe?	Gus	No
Why can't a dog and cat breed?	Why can't a dog just relax when the doorbell rings?	Jack	Yes
How do I Google something?	How do I sometimes pee in two directions?	Gus	Yes

Podcast 333

Competitors: Gustavo Sorola, Barbara Dunkelman

Start time: 47:33

Google's Question	Gavin's Question	Correct Guesser
Why can't I ever see the moon?	Why can't I poop without wiping anymore?	Gus, Barbara
Is there really two suns?	Is there really nothing that rhymes with orange?	Barbara
Do midgets have knees?	Do midgets ever see bald spots?	Gus

Podcast 395

Competitors: Gustavo Sorola, Barbara Dunkelman

Start time: 1:31:14

Google's Question	Gavin's Question	Correct Guesser
Why doesn't my poo float?	Why doesn't the moon have a name?	Barbara
What would happen if you hired two private investigators to follow each other?	What would happen if you never cut off the umbilical cord from a baby?	Gus
Are Rhinos just obese Unicorns?	Are Rhinos born horn first?	Barbara

Podcast 406

Competitors: Gustavo Sorola, Barbara Dunkelman, Geoff Keighley

Start time: 15:41

Google's Question	Gavin's Question	Correct Guesser
Has there ever been an American pope?	Has there ever been a grape that grew as a raisin?	Gus, Barbara, Geoff Keighley
Why doesn't a ball keep rolling forever?	Why doesn't a dog try to eat its own bones?	Gus, Barbara
What would happen if no one voted?	What would happen if PewDiePie bought YouTube?	Geoff Keighley
How come there aren't any B batteries?	How come there aren't any gay snakes?	No one

Podcast 440

Competitors: Gustavo Sorola, Barbara Dunkelman

Start time: 43:17

Google's Question	Gavin's Question	Correct Guesser
Do cats know when you turn off the light?	Do cats know why people want to squeeze them?	Gus, Barbara
Where is the internet exactly?	Where is the world's first poo right now?	Barbara
Are polar bears just regular bears that have not walked far south enough yet?	Are polar bears even worried though?	Gus
How many people does it take to officially be a crowd?	How many people high is the moon?	Barbara

Podcast 500

Competitors: Gustavo Sorola, Barbara Dunkelman

Google's Question	Gavin's Question	Correct Guesser
Why does a dog eat its own throw up but it won't eat mine?	Why does a dog having sex with your leg not break the law but if you jerk the dog off, it does?	Barbara
Can people get fleas?	Can people produce any other drinks while lactating?	Gus, Barbara
Did we go to war last night?	Did we go to the moon when it was full?	Gus
How much house is too much house?	How much is a human body worth if sold by parts?	Gus

Podcast 552

Competitors: Gustavo Sorola, Phil DeFranco, Barbara Dunkelman

Start time: 3:33

Google's Question	Gavin's Question	Correct Guesser

Statistics

Player	Games Played	Wins	Losses	Ties	Win P
Barbara Dunkelman	11				50%
Chris Demarais	1	0	0	1	50%
Geoff Keighley	1	0	0	1	50%
Gustavo Sorola	15		5	5
Jack Pattillo	4	1	2	1	37.5%
Joel Heyman	2	1	1	0	50%
Michael Jones	1	0	0	1
Phil DeFranco	1	0		0	0%

However, at the beginning of the game in Podcast 500, Burnie stated that all previous records did not matter and the winner of that game would be the champion. Thus, the current champion is Gus Sorola.