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Fast food creations are coming out too fast to keep track of but luckily Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz are here to eat and judge every new menu item under the sun. One has high standards. The other has no taste.
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Face Jam is an audio-only podcast where Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and rate limited time offers in various fast food restaurants. The show is released Tuesdays every other week. Apart from the two co-hosts, the show also features Eric Baudour, who is the producer, and Nick Schwartz, who handles audio and editing.

Format[]

The show is divided into several segments, though frequent tangents and anecdotes give it a looser structure.

  • Introduction: In the intro, the cast tend to talk about events that occurred when ordering and eating the food.
  • Past experience with the restaurant: The cast talk about whether they've been to the restaurant before.
  • Wetting our whistle: In episode 42, an earlier "spitting silly" section was added to the show's format, where the cast talk about whatever they want.
  • Haiku: Jordan reads out a haiku he wrote about the restaurant or food. This segment began in episode 36. Episode 47 features a "flaiku", or haiku made on the fly. The Crazy Calzony in episode 48 didn't get a haiku.
  • Facts: Michael reads five facts, provided by Eric, about the food item or the restaurant. These facts usually contain comments and jokes.
  • Ads: The cast takes a break in the show to talk about their sponsors. An entire second narrative has been constructed within the ad segments.
  • Press material: Jordan reads official blurbs about the food, provided by the restaurant.
  • Van segment: The co-hosts ask Eric if they finally have a van. After the van vodcasts, this segment was retired.
  • Spitting Silly: The co-hosts talk about whatever they want. The show's format sheet describes this section as, "fuck around, if you want".
  • Reviewing the food: Michael and Jordan give their opinions on the food and each give it a score out of 100. Eric then gives the average score.
  • Snack Attack: The co-hosts give a one-bite review of snacks sent in by fans, and each give it a score out of 100. While Face Jam was not being recorded in person, this segment was occasionally replaced by "Surpsides", in which the co-hosts each picked a side offered by the restaurant to review and rate instead. Snack Attack has had two dedicated streams for the cast to go through the surplus of snacks sent in by fans.
  • Announcements and outro: New merch and other Face Jam news is announced, before the cast close out the show.

Episodes[]

No. Thumbnail Date Restaurant Food Ratings
Jordan Michael Combined
00 (Pilot) Face Jam Pilot October 11, 2019 Little Caesars Quattro Pizza 63 94 78.5
01 Face Jam Popeyes Chicken Sandwich November 12, 2019 Popeyes Chicken Sandwich 57 42 49.5
02 Face Jam Applebee's 25 Cent Wings & $1 Vodka Cranberry Lemonade November 26, 2019 Applebee's 25 Cent Wings & $1 Vodka Cranberry Lemonade 50 98 74
03 Face Jam KFC Nashville Hot Chicken & Waffles December 10, 2019 KFC Nashville Hot Chicken & Waffles 84 80 82
04 Face Jam IHOP Elf on the Shelf Menu December 24, 2019 IHOP Elf on the Shelf Menu 66 60 63
05 Face Jam McDonald's Bacon BBQ Burger & Snickerdoodle McFlurry January 7, 2020 McDonald's Bacon BBQ Burger & Snickerdoodle McFlurry 48 99.58 73.79
06 Face Jam Arby's Fish 'N Cheddar Sandwich & Mint Chocolate Shake January 21, 2020 Arby's Fish 'N Cheddar Sandwich & Mint Chocolate Shake 17 39 28
07 Face Jam Jack in the Box Tiny Tacos & Loaded Tiny Tacos February 4, 2020 Jack in the Box Tiny Tacos & Loaded Tiny Tacos 45 85.3 65.15
08 Face Jam Papa John's Papadias February 18, 2020 Papa John's Papadias 85 85 85
09 Face Jam Taco Bell Buffalo Chicken Nacho Fries & Buffalo Chicken Nacho Fries Burrito March 3, 2020 Taco Bell Buffalo Chicken Nacho Fries & Buffalo Chicken Nacho Fries Burrito 38 45 41.5
10 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 10.58.10 PM March 17, 2020 Sonic Double Stack Cheeseburger & Reese's Overload Blast 62 95 78.5
11 Face Jam Pizza Hut Big Dipper & Mozzarella Popper Pizzas March 31, 2020 Pizza Hut Big Dipper & Mozzarella Popper Pizzas 10 25 17.5
12 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 10.58.26 PM April 14, 2020 Whataburger BBQ Bacon Burger & Dr. Pepper Shake 63 85 74
13 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 10.59.09 PM April 28, 2020 Steak 'n Shake Pork Belly Steakburger & Cotton Candy Shake 53 97 75
14 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 10.59.17 PM May 12, 2020 Wienerschnitzel World of Wieners 43 45 44
15 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 10.59.21 PM May 26, 2020 Burger King Spicy Nuggets 70 82 76
16 Face Jam TGI Friday's Loaded Cheese Fry Burger June 9, 2020 TGI Friday's Loaded Cheese Fry Burger 33 55 44
17 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 11.06.18 PM June 23, 2020 P. Terry's Crispy Chicken Burger & Peach Cobbler Shake 93 15+70 89
18 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 11.06.24 PM July 7, 2020 Carl's Jr. Spicy Western Bacon Cheeseburger & Angus Thickburger 55 65
(80 & 50)
60
19 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 11.06.31 PM July 21, 2020 Olive Garden Amazing Alfredos 38 77 57.5
20 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 11.06.36 PM August 4, 2020 Subway BBQ Rib Sandwich 8 20 14
21 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 11.06.50 PM August 18, 2020 Quiznos Cubano Sandwich 50 45 47.5
22 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 11.06.55 PM September 1, 2020 Panda Express Honey Sesame Chicken 44 65 54.5
23 Face Jam Domino's Chicken Taco Pizza & Cheeseburger Pizza September 15, 2020 Domino's Chicken Taco Pizza & Cheeseburger Pizza 31 15 23
24 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 11.11.47 PM September 29, 2020 Wendy's Pretzel Bacon Pub Cheeseburger & Chicken Sandwich 63 94 78.5
25 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 11.11.53 PM October 13, 2020 Fazoli's Parmesan-Crusted Alfredo with Meatballs 34 48 41
26 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 11.11.58 PM October 27, 2020 Dog Haus Oktoberwurst 95 95.1 95.05
27 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 11.12.06 PM November 10, 2020 Buffalo Wild Wings Pizza Wings 34 56 45
28 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 11.12.12 PM November 24, 2020 Golden Chick Cholula Chicken Sandwich and Tenders 66 75 70.5
29 Face Jam Boston Market Tuscan Chicken and Chicken Marsala December 8, 2020 Boston Market Tuscan Chicken and Chicken Marsala 63 65 64
30 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 11.15.01 PM December 22, 2020 Taco Cabana Chicken Tinga and Cheese Poblano Torpedos 49.5 45 47.25
31 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 11.15.57 PM January 5, 2021 Outback Steakhouse Peppercorn Short Rib 5 55 30
32 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 11.16.03 PM January 19, 2021 Dairy Queen[1] Rotisserie-Style Chicken Bites and Brownie Dough Blizzard[2] 65 (Blizzard)
89 (McRib)
75 (Blizzard)
98.6 (McRib)
70 (Blizzard)
93.8 (McRib)
33 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 11.16.08 PM February 2, 2021 Shake Shack Korean-Style Fried Chicken Sandwich & Gochujang Fries 72 70 71
34 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 11.16.13 PM February 16, 2021 Red Lobster Wagyu Bacon Cheeseburger 40 48 44
35 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 11.16.18 PM March 2, 2021 Wingstop Hot Lemon, Bayou BBQ, and Lemon Garlic Wings 78 70 74
36 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 11.16.23 PM March 16, 2021 Denny's Big Dipper Melt 35 63 49
37 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 11.19.44 PM March 30, 2021 Taco Bell Quesalupa 70 78 74
38 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 11.19.53 PM April 14, 2021 TGI Friday's Under the Big Top Menu 2[3] 25.6 13.8
39 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 11.19.59 PM April 27, 2021 Jack in the Box Popcorn Chicken 45 60 52.5
40 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 11.20.07 PM May 11, 2021 Sonic Twisted Texan Burger & Footlong Quarter Pound Coney 60 94 77
41 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 11.22.52 PM May 25, 2021 Chipotle 21 Pilots Burrito 89 76 82.5
42 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 11.23.00 PM June 8, 2021 Little Caesars Cheeser Cheeser Pizza 60 96.2 78.1
43 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 11.23.09 PM June 22, 2021 Torchy's Texas Hottie 77 80 77.5
44 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 8.18.39 PM July 6, 2021 Wendy's Bourbon Bacon Cheeseburger 78.5 75 76.75
45 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 8.18.45 PM July 20, 2021 Burger King Ch'King Deluxe & Spicy Ch'King Deluxe 12 18 15
46 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 8.18.52 PM August 3, 2021 Red Robin Scorpion Gourmet Burger & Scorpion Wings 62 69 65.5
47 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 8.18.59 PM August 17, 2021 Jack in the Box Spicy Tiny Tacos and Loaded Spicy Tiny Tacos 65.15 65.15 65.15
48 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 8.19.06 PM August 31, 2021 Little Caesars Crazy Calzony 45 68 56.5
49 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 8.24.16 PM September 14, 2021 Wendy's Big Bacon Cheddar Cheeseburger & Chicken Sandwich 39 25 32
50 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 8.24.25 PM September 28, 2021 IHOP Halloween Menu 47 42 44.5
51 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 8.24.34 PM October 12, 2021 Whataburger Hatch Green Chile Bacon Burger & Chocolate Mint Shake 53 75 64
52 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 8.24.40 PM October 26, 2021 Papa John's Triple Bacon Pizza & Bacon Jalapeno Popper Rolls 37 55 46
53 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 8.24.49 PM November 9, 2021 Church's Texas-Cut Bacon Chicken Sandwich 59 70 64.5
54 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 8.29.17 PM November 23, 2021 Applebees Cheetos Boneless Wings & Cheetos Cheese Bites 39 30 34.5
55 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 8.29.23 PM December 7, 2021 Outback Steakhouse Espresso Butter Steak 43 75 59
56 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 8.29.31 PM December 21, 2021 Sonic Fritos Chili Cheese Wrap & Garlic Butter Bacon Burger 39 92 65.5
57 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 8.29.39 PM January 4, 2022 Burger King Italian Original Chicken Sandwich 6 9.65 7.825
58 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 8.29.51 PM January 18, 2022 Arby's Diablo Dare Sandwiches 65 80 72.5
59 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 8.29.56 PM February 1, 2022 Taco Cabana Birria Quesadilla NR NR NR
60 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 8.30.01 PM February 15, 2022 Wendy's Hot Honey Chicken Sandwich & Biscuit 68 77 72.5
61 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 8.38.02 PM February 22, 2022[4] Lou Malnati's Deep Dish & Crustless Pizza 45 78 61.5
62 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 8.34.13 PM March 1, 2022 Pizza Hut Spicy Lover's Pizzas 20 22 21
63 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 8.34.22 PM March 15, 2022 Zaxby's Signature Club Sandwich 50 25 37.5
64 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 8.34.28 PM March 29, 2022 Insomnia Cookies Hibiscus Berry & Lemon Poppy Seed Cookies NR NR NR
65 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 8.34.38 PM April 12, 2022 Boston Market Sweet Thai Garlic Chicken 66 72 69
66 Buffalo Wild Wings Doritos Flamin' Hot Nacho Flavored Sauce April 26, 2022 Buffalo Wild Wings Doritos Flamin' Hot Nacho Flavored Sauce 35 56 45.5
67 Cheesy Dude May 10, 2022 Dairy Queen Cheesy Dude & Cheesy Steak Fingers 21 9 15
68 Screenshot 2024-02-28 at 12.09.09 AM May 24, 2022 Fazoli's Lasagnafest & Sweet Bacon Glaze Wings 35 40 37.5
69 Screenshot 2024-02-28 at 12.09.25 AM June 7, 2022 Carl's Jr Primal Angus Thickburger 63 65 64
70 Screenshot 2024-02-28 at 12.26.35 AM Jun 21, 2022 KFC Jack Harlow Meal 52 70 61
71 Screenshot 2024-02-28 at 12.26.48 AM July 4th, 2022 Culver’s Wisconsin Big Cheese Pub Burger 81 88 84.5
72 Screenshot 2024-02-28 at 4.07.45 PM July 12, 2022 Austin Convention Center PBJ Crunch and Hot Dog 33 92 62.5
73 Screenshot 2024-02-28 at 4.05.16 PM July 19, 2022 Pizza Hut The Edge Pizza 40 30 35
74 Screenshot 2024-02-28 at 11.31.10 PM Aug 2, 2022 Whataburger Bacon Blue Cheese Burger & Banana Pudding Shake 33 77 55
75 Screenshot 2024-02-28 at 11.28.38 PM Aug 16, 2022 Dickey's BBQ Pit King’s Hawaiian Spicy Chicken and Cheddar Sandwich 77 89 83
76 Screenshot 2024-02-28 at 4.22.21 PM Aug 30, 2022 Cheesecake Factory Face Jam] 75 72 73.5
77 Screenshot 2024-02-28 at 4.22.35 PM Sep 13, 2022 Wendy's Pretzel Bacon Pub Chicken Sandwich 2 69 99.99986 84.49993
78 Screenshot 2024-02-28 at 4.22.54 PM Sep 27, 2022 Panda Express Beyond Orange Chicken 78 45 61.5
79 Screenshot 2024-02-28 at 4.23.01 PM Oct 11, 2022 Chili's Signature Bar Menu 66 75 70.5
80 Screenshot 2024-02-28 at 4.41.32 PM Nov 8, 2022 Red Robin Pretzel Bacon Beer-Cheese Burger 68.9 55 61.95
81 Screenshot 2024-02-28 at 11.36.24 PM Nov 22, 2022 PF Chang's Holiday Menu 92 95 93.5
82 Screenshot 2024-02-28 at 11.36.35 PM Dec 6, 2022 Whataburger Breakfast Bowl 44 35 39.5
83 Screenshot 2024-02-28 at 11.36.42 PM Dec 20, 2022 Cici's Pizza Piezilla Pizza 36 30 33
84 Screenshot 2024-02-28 at 11.36.49 PM Jan 3, 2023 Mcdonald's Smoky BLT Quarter Pounder with Cheese & Holiday Pie 41 41 41
85 Screenshot 2024-02-28 at 11.36.57 PM Jan 17, 2023 Denny's My Hammy Spice Sandwich 67 72 69.5
86 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 8.08.09 AM Jan 31, 2023 Schlotzsky's Calzones 59 45 52
87 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 8.08.22 AM Feb 14, 2023 Wienerschnitzel Meatball Sandwich 30 92 61
88 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 8.08.30 AM Feb 28, 2023 Taco Deli Drunken Pork Tacos 78 85 81.5
89 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 8.08.41 AM Mar 14, 2023 KFC Double Down 53 52 52.5
90 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 8.27.53 AM Mar 28, 2023 Mooyah Hot Bacon Jam Burger 82 75 78.5
91 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 8.28.00 AM Apr 11, 2023 Little Caesars Pretzel Crust Pizza 43 40 41.5
92 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 8.28.12 AM Apr 25, 2023 Dell Diamond Grilled Cheese Hot Dog 18 10 14
93 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 8.28.17 AM May 9, 2023 Papa John's Doritos Cool Ranch Papadia 32 25 28.5
94 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 8.28.25 AM May 23, 2023 Arby's Bourbon BBQ Sliders 55 60 57.5
95 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 10.00.39 AM Jun 6, 2023 Taco Bell Enchirito & Chile Verde Fries 56 49 52.5
96 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 10.00.49 AM Jun 20, 2023 Starbucks Oleato 42 35 38.5
97 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 10.01.29 AM Jul 4, 2023 Wingstop Secret Invasion Wings 63 57 60
98 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 4.08.06 PM Jul 18, 2023 IHOP Pancake Tacos 81 92 86.5
99 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 4.08.18 PM Aug 1, 2023 Outback Steakhouse Sweet Heat Season Menu 76 84 80
100 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 4.08.33 PM Aug 15, 2023 Culver's Pepper Grinder Pub Burger 38 45 41.5
101 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 4.08.43 PM Aug 29, 2023 Wendy's English Muffin Sandwiches 47 28 37.5
102 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 4.30.43 PM Sep 12, 2023 Wendy's Loaded Nacho Burger 54 69.9 61.95
103 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 4.30.51 PM Sep 26, 2023 Quiznos Big Fat Greek Sub 38 45 41.5
104 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 4.31.00 PM Oct 10, 2023 Fazoli's Pizza Baked Pasta 22 23 22.5
105 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 4.31.10 PM Oct 24, 2023 Potbelly Ring of Fire Sandwich 85 92 88.5
106 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 7.10.17 PM Nov 7, 2023 Mooyah Pretzel Pub Burger 82 85 83.5
107 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 7.10.24 PM Nov 21, 2023 PF Chang’s Holiday Menu 87 96 91.5
108 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 7.10.34 PM Dec 5, 2023 Dairy Queen Holiday Blizzards 30 25 27.5
109 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 7.10.42 PM Dec 19, 2023 IHOP Wonka Menu 5 15 10
110 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 7.10.50 PM Jan 2, 2024 Chuck E Cheese Grown Up Menu 9 9 9
111 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 8.02.30 PM Jan 16, 2024 Sonic Peanut Butter Bacon Burger & Shake 8 12.7 10.35
112 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 8.02.57 PM Jan 30, 2024 Applebee's All You Can Eat Boneless Wings, Riblets, & Shrimp 20 45 32.5
113 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 8.03.11 PM Feb 13, 2024 Subway Sidekicks 60 60 60
114 Screenshot 2024-03-01 at 8.03.21 PM Feb 27, 2024 Taco Bell Cheesy Chicken Crispanada 79 80 79.5

Livestreams[]

No. Thumbnail Stream Date Upload Date Title
1 Snack Attack March 6, 2020 March 10, 2020 Snack Attack
2 Snack Attack 2 The Snackening September 25, 2020 October 1, 2020 Snack Attack 2: The Snackening[5]
3 Snack Friday November 27, 2020 November 27, 2020 Snack Friday
4 Face Jam Reviews Space Food April 1, 2021 April 7, 2021 Face Jam Reviews Space Food[6]
5 Ghost Kitchen May 21, 2021 May 25, 2021 Ghost Kitchen[7]
6 TBA July 13, 2021 TBA Face Jam Live[8]

Vodcasts[]

No. Thumbnail Date Title Restaurants Guest
0 Face Jam Gets a Van October 28, 2020 Face Jam Gets a Van N/A N/A
1 We Eat Tacos and Drink Beer - Face Jam Vodcast 1 November 3, 2020 We Eat Tacos and Drink Beer Torchy's, Taco Bell, Taco Cabana Lindsay Jones
2 Pizza and Beer is Perfection - Face Jam Vodcast 2 November 17, 2020 Pizza and Beer is Perfection Papa John's, Domino's, Via 313 Alfredo Diaz
3 Chicken, Beer, and Pasta Pete - Face Jam Vodcast 3 December 1, 2020 Chicken, Beer, and Pasta Pete TBA Chris Demarais
4 The Best Hamburger Sandwiches Beer Could Ask For - Face Jam Vodcast 4 December 15, 2020 The Best Hamburger Sandwiches Beer Could Ask For TBA Jeremy Dooley

Face Jam Road Trip[]

Number Thumbnail Date Title
0 November 7, 2021 The Face Jam Van is Back! (Kind Of)
1 November 10, 2021 The Start of the Face Jam Road Trip
2 November 17, 2021 Face Jam VS 72 Oz of Steak
3 November 21, 2021 Face Jam Is Not in Texas Anymore
4 November 24, 2021 Detroit Chicago Style Pizza in Pueblo Colorado
5 Dacember 1, 2021 The Sandwich That Killed Elvis

Specials[]

Number Thumbnail Date Title
1 Selena + Chef + Monkey = Delicious May 15, 2021 Selena + Chef + Monkey = Delicious?
2 September 13, 2021 How to Order In-N-Out's SECRET Menu!

Snack Attack Snacks/ Surp Sides[]

No. Date Title Snack Photo Snack Sender Ratings
Jordan Michael Combined
1. December 10, 2019 KFC Nashville Hot Chicken & Waffles Cinnabon dessert biscuits Cinnabon-biscuit-1556204027 KFC 77 40 58.81
2. January 7, 2020 McDonald's Bacon BBQ Burger & Snickerdoodle McFlurry Zombie Nitro Flavored Takis Takis Jackie C 72 60 66
3. January 21, 2020 Arby’s fish ‘n cheddar sandwich Bamba Peanut Puffs Screenshot 2024-03-02 at 12.15.57 AM Adam Rosen 70 65 67.5
4. February 4, 2020 Jack in the Box Tiny Tacos & Loaded Tiny Tacos Post Chicken and Waffles Cereal 1549917537-ef48fc0e176713934ba50317d8e8cc57-1-5fc5009478bc4f9bb8fc4bad46b42148 Jackie C 32 40 36
5. February 18, 2020 Papa John's Papadias Meatheads Pepperoni Jerky

Hawaiian Pepperoni Supreme

Screenshot 2024-03-02 at 12.16.14 AM Ken C 33.33 38.33 35.8332
6. March 3, 2020 Taco Bell Buffalo Chicken Nacho Fries & Buffalo Chicken Nacho Fries Burrito Zapp's New Orleans Style Kettle Chips Screenshot 2024-03-02 at 12.59.54 PM Austin Hemstad 72 82 77
7. March 10, 2020 Snack Attack Corn Soup Flavored Turtle Chips Screenshot 2024-03-02 at 1.04.17 PM N/A 55 65 60
8. March 10, 2020 Snack Attack De La Rosa Mazapan Screenshot 2024-03-02 at 1.08.06 PM Jesus 80 85 82.5
9. March 10, 2020 Snack Attack Gansito filled snack cake Screenshot 2024-03-02 at 1.12.20 PM Jesus 32 35 33.5
10. March 10, 2020 Snack Attack Asparagus shaped sesame biscuits Screenshot 2024-03-02 at 1.15.06 PM John Aka Oni Express 92 90 91
11. March 10, 2020 Snack Attack Pacoquita Screenshot 2024-03-02 at 1.18.19 PM John Aka Oni Express 85 80 82.5
12. March 10, 2020 Snack Attack Andy Capp's Hot Fries Screenshot 2024-03-02 at 1.20.26 PM John Aka Oni Express 45 95 70
13. March 10, 2020 Snack Attack Harry London S'mores Snack Mix Screenshot 2024-03-03 at 12.22.47 AM Adam and Lane 68 70 69
14. March 10, 2020 Snack Attack Albanese Worlds Best Gummy Bears Screenshot 2024-03-03 at 12.25.47 AM Sam 88 95 91.5
15. March 10, 2020 Snack Attack Party Botanero Mix Screenshot 2024-03-03 at 12.30.56 AM Melissa M 32 20 26
16. March 10, 2020 Snack Attack Walkers Sensations Poppadoms Lime Screenshot 2024-03-03 at 12.36.38 AM N/A 75 55 65
17. March 10, 2020 Snack Attack Walkers Sensations Poppadoms Mango Screenshot 2024-03-03 at 12.40.48 AM N/A 62 65 63.5
18. March 10, 2020 Snack Attack Chitato Mi goreng ramen chips Screenshot 2024-03-03 at 12.45.20 AM Rachel

@overreactive

59 70 64.5
18. March 10, 2020 Snack Attack Guarana Antarctica Soda Screenshot 2024-03-03 at 12.49.43 AM N/A 50 65 57.5
19. March 10, 2020 Snack Attack Sweet and Tangy Love Oreos Screenshot 2024-03-03 at 4.57.12 AM Snacky Jackie

(Jackie C)

19 15 17
20. March 10, 2020 Snack Attack Resident Evil Energy Drink Screenshot 2024-03-03 at 5.05.46 AM Sam (samster864) 76 77 76.5
21. March 10, 2020 Snack Attack Cadbury Flake Bar Screenshot 2024-03-03 at 5.07.28 AM Sam (samster864) 54 40 47
22. March 10, 2020 Snack Attack Lotte Pepero Screenshot 2024-03-03 at 5.11.21 AM Sam (samster864) 48 76 62
23. March 10, 2020 Snack Attack Fujiya Peko-Chan Chocolate Biscuits Screenshot 2024-03-03 at 5.17.44 AM Sam (samster864) 65 60 62.5
24. March 10, 2020 Snack Attack Ms Vickies Sea Salt Chip Screenshot 2024-03-03 at 5.22.12 AM Sam (samster864) 75 80 77.5
25. March 10, 2020 Snack Attack Skyline Chili Hot Sauce Screenshot 2024-03-03 at 5.28.23 AM Sam (samster864) N/A N/A 823
26. March 10, 2020 Snack Attack Duvalin Bi Sabor Screenshot 2024-03-03 at 1.45.48 PM Eddie Medina 28 25 26.5
27. March 10, 2020 Snack Attack Sweet Corn Screenshot 2024-03-03 at 1.51.09 PM Ann 3 94 48.5
28. March 10, 2020 Snack Attack Wilde Chicken and Waffles Protein Chips Screenshot 2024-03-03 at 1.55.19 PM Dan Peppers 17 10 13.5
29. March 10, 2020 Snack Attack Skippy P.B. Bites Double Peanut Butter Screenshot 2024-03-03 at 1.59.31 PM Courtney Bishop 44 92.6 68.3
30. March 10, 2020 Snack Attack Hickory Sticks Original Screenshot 2024-03-03 at 2.04.13 PM N/A 80 75 77.5
31. March 17, 2020 Sonic Double Stack Cheeseburger Chicken Strips Screenshot 2024-03-03 at 6.56.24 PM Rachel

@overreactive

79 58 68.5
32. March 31, 2020 Pizza Hut Big Dipper Apple Pie Kit Kats Screenshot 2024-03-03 at 6.59.25 PM Nick O 27 40 33.5
33. March 31, 2020 Pizza Hut Big Dipper Orange Kit Kats Screenshot 2024-03-03 at 6.59.49 PM Nick O 70 55 62.5
34. April 14, 2020 Whataburger BBQ Bacon Burger Fruit Chews Screenshot 2024-03-03 at 7.10.36 PM Whataburger N/A 90 90
35. April 14, 2020 Whataburger BBQ Bacon Burger Cinnamon Rolls Screenshot 2024-03-03 at 7.10.15 PM Whataburger 75 N/A 75
36. April 28, 2020 Steak 'n Shake Pork Belly Steakburger Dot's Homestyle Pretzels Screenshot 2024-03-04 at 5.35.17 AM N/A 85 87 86
37. May 12, 2020 Wienerschnitzel World of Wieners Jalapeno Poppers Screenshot 2024-03-03 at 7.26.49 PM Wienerschnitzel N/A 75 75
38. May 12, 2020 Wienerschnitzel World of Wieners Root Beer Float5 Screenshot 2024-03-03 at 7.24.36 PM Wienerschnitzel 97 N/A 97
39. May 26, 2020 Burger King Spicy Nuggets Hershey's Chocolate Pie Screenshot 2024-03-04 at 12.24.39 AM Burger King N/A 65 65
40. May 26, 2020 Burger King Spicy Nuggets Mozzarella Sticks Screenshot 2024-03-04 at 12.26.17 AM Burger King 45 N/A 45
41. June 9, 2020 TGI Friday's Loaded Cheese Fry Burger Epic Bars Bison (Michael) and Turkey (Jordan) Screenshot 2024-03-04 at 12.30.52 AM Dan Peppers 28 25 26.5
42. June 23, 2020 P Terry's Crispy Chicken Burger Banana Bread Screenshot 2024-03-04 at 12.40.47 AM P Terry's 80 80.1 80.05
43. July 7, 2020 Carl's Jr Spicy Western Bacon Cheeseburger Birthday Cake Kit Kat Screenshot 2024-03-04 at 12.46.40 AM Paco's Mom and Paco 72 67 69.5
43. July 7, 2020 Carl's Jr Spicy Western Bacon Cheeseburger Tiramisu Oreo Screenshot 2024-03-04 at 12.45.33 AM Paco's Mom and Paco
44. July 21, 2020 Olive Garden Amazing Alfredos Wine Screenshot 2024-03-04 at 5.26.29 AM Olive Garden N/A 65 65
45. July 21, 2020 Olive Garden Amazing Alfredos Breadsticks Screenshot 2024-03-04 at 5.24.24 AM Olive Garden5 95 N/A 955
46. August 4, 2020 Subway BBQ Rib Sandwich Chocolate Chip Cookies Screenshot 2024-03-04 at 5.34.18 AM Subway 97 N/A 975
47. August 4, 2020 Subway BBQ Rib Sandwich Pepperoni Pizza Screenshot 2024-03-04 at 5.34.25 AM Subway N/A 42 42
48. August 18, 2020 Quiznos Cubano Sandwich Chocolate Chip Cookie Screenshot 2024-03-04 at 5.40.41 AM Quiznos 68 N/A 68
49. August 18, 2020 Quiznos Cubano Sandwich Jalapeno Loaded Tator Tots Screenshot 2024-03-04 at 5.40.35 AM Quiznos N/A 20 20
50 September 1, 2020 Panda Express Honey Sesame Chicken Cream Cheese Rangoon Screenshot 2024-03-04 at 5.45.22 AM Panda Express 19 90 54.5
51. September 15, 2020 Domino's Chicken Taco Pizza Sour Patch Kids Chips Ahoy Cookies Screenshot 2024-03-04 at 5.49.07 AM Mackenzie + Soldado 5 10 7.5
52. September 29, 2020 Wendy's Pretzel Bacon Pub Cheeseburger Pickle Mints4 Screenshot 2024-03-04 at 5.59.39 AM James (Bonzer006) 50 50 50
53. October 1, 2020 Snack Attack 2 Skinny Dipped Dark Chocolate Almonds Screenshot 2024-03-04 at 6.11.00 AM Samster8642 38 60 49
54. October 1, 2020 Snack Attack 2 Theo Dark Chocolate Screenshot 2024-03-04 at 6.12.52 AM Samster8642 15 10 12.5
55. October 1, 2020 Snack Attack 2 Marias Gamesas Screenshot 2024-03-04 at 6.10.05 AM Samster8642 91 80 85.5
56. October 1, 2020 Snack Attack 2 Honey Butter Chips4 Screenshot 2024-03-04 at 10.16.56 PM Antony E 80 85 82.5
57. October 1, 2020 Snack Attack 2 Pineapple Cake Boba Screenshot 2024-03-04 at 10.18.05 PM Antony E 29 40 34,5
58. October 1, 2020 Snack Attack 2 Barbecue Cheetos4 Screenshot 2024-03-04 at 10.22.34 PM Danny (two Little Sailors) 41 65 53
59. October 1, 2020 Snack Attack 2 Strawberry Kit Kats4 Screenshot 2024-03-04 at 10.23.59 PM Danny (two Little Sailors) 19 20 19.5
60. October 1, 2020 Snack Attack 2 Japanese Sake Kit Kats4 Screenshot 2024-03-04 at 10.25.25 PM Danny (two Little Sailors) 5 5 5
61. October 1, 2020 Snack Attack 2 Matcha Pocky Sticks4 Screenshot 2024-03-04 at 10.26.29 PM Danny (two Little Sailors) 25 25 25
62. October 1, 2020 Snack Attack 2 All Dressed Ruffle Chips Screenshot 2024-03-04 at 10.33.23 PM Rihanna 19 60 39.5
63. October 1, 2020 Snack Attack 2 Ketchup Chips4 Screenshot 2024-03-04 at 10.30.11 PM Rihanna 18 20 19
64. October 1, 2020 Snack Attack 2 Hawkins Cheesies Screenshot 2024-03-04 at 10.29.46 PM Rihanna 75 72 73.5
65. October 1, 2020 Snack Attack 2 Maui Onion and Garlic Wonton Strips Screenshot 2024-03-04 at 10.40.11 PM N/A 27 30 28.5
66. October 1, 2020 Snack Attack 2 Grippos Barbecue Chips Screenshot 2024-03-04 at 10.43.24 PM Jack 16 60 38
67. October 1, 2020 Snack Attack 2 Reeses Pretzels Screenshot 2024-03-04 at 10.46.21 PM Will J 69 70 69.5
68. October 1, 2020 Snack Attack 2 Warner's Crunch Time Cereal Screenshot 2024-03-04 at 10.49.40 PM Henry 13 20 16.5
69. October 1, 2020 Snack Attack 2 Werther's Original Pumpkin Spice Soft Caramels Screenshot 2024-03-04 at 10.56.07 PM Paco's Mom and Paco 55 40 47.5
70. October 1, 2020 Snack Attack 2 Snyder's Buttermilk Ranch Pretzel Pieces Screenshot 2024-03-04 at 10.57.20 PM Paco's Mom and Paco 49 35 42
71. October 1, 2020 Snack Attack 2 Snyder's Parmesan Garlic Pretzel Pieces Screenshot 2024-03-04 at 10.58.16 PM Paco's Mom and Paco 78 70 74
72. October 1, 2020 Snack Attack 2 Market Basket Chocolate Bars6 Screenshot 2024-03-04 at 11.03.26 PM Paco's Mom and Paco 25 50 37.5


1Nick rated it a 50 and Eric rated it a 1

2The snack was rated individually by flavor, and I combined them

3Michael and Jordan didn't rate it but Nick did.

4There was no picture on their instagram and no brand labeled so not positive this is the exact product eaten.

5Jordan broke the rules of Surp Sides by rating something he has had before and knew he liked.

6Michael rated Gimme Smore, Jordan rated Take Me out to the Ballgame, Nick tried the Cold Brew one.









Face Jam Animated[]

Face Jam Animated

Face Jam Animated is, as the name suggests, a series of animated snippets of clips from episodes of Face Jam. Face Jam Animated is animated by various animators, although every episode uses the same art style. Animations of Face Jam episodes previously appeared under the AH Animated banner, animated by various animators in a variety of art styles.

No. Thumbnail Date Title Original Episode Animator
1 McMillions - Face Jam Animated January 23, 2021 McMillions Pizza Hut - Big Dipper & Mozzarella Popper Pizzas William Ball
2 Sauce Monkey Callin' - Face Jam Animated April 15, 2021 Sauce Monkey Callin' Dog Haus - Oktoberwurst William Ball
3 Papadi-a-Plenty - Face Jam Animated April 22, 2021 Papadi-a-Plenty Papa John's - Papadias Abby Duel
4 Steamy Weenies - Face Jam Animated April 29, 2021 Steamy Weenies Arby's - Fish 'N Cheddar Sandwich & Mint Chocolate Shake William Ball
5 Waste of Taco Time - Face Jam Animated May 6, 2021 Waste of Taco Time Taco Bell - Buffalo Chicken Nacho Fries & Buffalo Chicken Nacho Fries Burrito Abby Duel
6 Overserved Oldies - Face Jam Animated May 13, 2021 Overserved Oldies Red Lobster - Wagyu Bacon Cheeseburger Susie Combs
7 Costco's Low Cost Combo - Face Jam Animated May 20, 2021 Costco's Low Cost Combo Wendy's - Pretzel Bacon Pub Cheeseburger & Chicken Sandwich Andrew Lhotsky
8 Pizza ONLY Night - Face Jam Animated May 27, 2021 Pizza ONLY Night Domino's - Chicken Taco Pizza & Cheeseburger Pizza Quinn Weston

Face Jam Mix[]

The "Face Jam Mix" is a song composed and edited by Jen Coomber at Pigeon Studios. The song features various soundbites from episodes of Face Jam featuring Michael, Jordan, and Eric. The song was released on September 16, 2020.

Trivia[]

  • The podcast's name is a play on the 1996 film Space Jam starring Michael Jordan, as the two hosts' names are Michael and Jordan.
    • In fact, one of the original names for the podcast was "The Michael Jordan Podcast."
  • As of episode 42, McDonald's, Taco Bell, TGI Friday's, Jack in the Box, Sonic, and Little Caesars are the only restaurants that have been visited more than once.
    • McDonald's was the only one of the five to not have its second appearance get a dedicated episode. As such, Taco Bell is officially considered the first repeat restaurant,[9] despite McDonald's' second appearance happening first.
  • As of episode 42, the lowest ratings are as follows:
    • Jordan's lowest rating is a 2, given to the TGI Friday's Under the Big Top Menu.
    • Michael's lowest rating is a 15, given to Domino's Chicken Taco Pizza & Cheeseburger Pizza.
    • The lowest combined score is a 13.8, once again given to the TGI Friday's Under the Big Top Menu.
  • Conversely,as of episode 42, the highest ratings are as follows:
    • Jordan's highest rating is a 95, given to Dog Haus' Oktoberwurst.
    • Michael's highest rating is a 99.58, given to McDonald's' Bacon BBQ Burger & Snickerdoodle McFlurry.
    • The highest combined score is a 95.05, once again given to Dog Haus' Oktoberwurst.

References[]

  1. McDonald's was also featured.
  2. The McRib was also eaten.
  3. Conditional: If there is nothing worse, then the score is a 1.
  4. This episode was recorded live in CHicago at Thalia Hall on February 11, 2022.
  5. Snack Attack 2: The Snackening was part of RTX at Home in 2020.
  6. Face Jam Reviews Space Food was part of Rooster Teeth's 18th Anniversary livestream.
  7. Ghost Kitchen was part of Rooster Teeth's Spring Event Series.
  8. Face Jam Live is part of RTX at Home in 2021.
  9. @FaceJamPod on Twitter.
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