After a "successful" mission in the battlegrounds simulation, the Battle Buddies have been sent off yet again to prove their worth. Kryat is a dangerous place, full of all sorts of aggressive animals and army rebels. It's important to take control of the aggressive situations. There's plenty of fortresses to take and plenty commanders to decimate. Agent Ryan, Agent Jeremy, it's simple. Infiltrate, get information, and kill.
The Battle Buddies have been sent on bomb defusal duty. Jeremy must keep talking so Ryan doesn't explode. It's time again for the Battle Buddies to save the planet (or at least the Diet Coke factory). Ryan has entered the factory, ready to defuse the bombs. Jeremy is on walkie-talkie with the bomb defusal manual. The mission is simple: Keep talking and nobody explodes. Good luck.
The Battle Buddies may have had a ball in Germany, but not everyone was pleased with their testicular bloodlust. Now they're on another mission in hopes of redemption. Inside the Battlegrounds simulation, they must achieve the ranking of "TOP 10" in order to impress their future clients. Will the Battle Buddies prevail, or has their lack of strategy and stealth doomed their future?
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In 2017, two friends joined forces to create the world's least covert covert operative team. They are the Battle Buddies. America's two favorite heroes, Ryan Haywood and Jeremy Dooley, are deployed on a top secret mission. The objective is simple: eliminate the target by shooting him in his ball. Yes, only one. According to our records, he only has one ball. The other, mysteriously, is in the Albert Hall. And upon further research, we've concluded this is because his mother, the dirty bugger, cut it off when he was small.
Like always, The Battle Buddies' newest attempt at stealth doesn't go as planned. This is a loud one. Agent Dooley, Agent Haywood, here is your next mission. You are tasked with stopping the most dreadful of paraphernalia, Funhaus merchandise, from entering our beloved city. Capture the head of Funhaus marketing and get him and yourselves out alive as quietly as possible. Good luck.