Talk:Lavernius Tucker/@comment-43985707-20191001113332


 * Tucker: Swish (misses Tex) Fuck. Swoosh. (misses again) Stab! (misses) Goddammit! Ah come on! (sword ripped out of his hand) Ah, that's bullshit. (Tossed in a teleporter)
 * Grif: Whoa, did you see that?
 * Simmons: How would I have missed that?
 * Tucker: (Tex about to stab Tucker but the sword turns off) What's the matter Tex? Having trouble keeping it up? Don't worry it happens to everybody, but not me, ya know.
 * Sarge: Simmons, that's one of the older models, isn't it?
 * Simmons: Yeah.
 * Sarge: Then it should have heat seeking! So lock on and let her rip!
 * Simmons: Oh. Yeah! Forgot about that!
 * Tucker: Bitch!!! Dammit I hate this black stuff, what the hell is it?