Hard Nettin

“Hard Nettin” is a recurring segment on the FunHaus show “The Dude Soup Podcast”. It was created by host Lawrence Sontag as a way of finding what is “the most internet thing”. The segment was originally referred to as “Dude Soup Battle” until “Hard Nettin” was suggested by James Willems in “Dude Soup” episode 109, the third instalment of the segment.

“Hard Nettin” is set up with the prior weeks Champion, facing off against a new competitor as decided by Lawrence, with suggestions on occasion from the community. Each Champion is selected by the podcast guests, with ties being decided by the community vis Strawpoll. Criteria stated by the guests as to why a combatant wins includes:
 * Individuality


 * Popularity (or lack thereof)
 * Whether or not the combatant was created as a joke
 * If the combatant is something you would only find out about through the internet
 * If the combatant could only exist because of the internet

“Hard Nettin” History

1 - DS106 - Masking(W) vs Tamakeri

2 - DS107 - Masking(W) vs Quick Sanding

3 - DS109 - Masking vs Women Crushing Fruit with Biceps(W) [Victor decided by Strawpoll]

4 - DS110 - Women Crushing Fruit With Their Biceps vs Russian Cult That Worships Gadget From Rescue Rangers(W)

5 - DS111 - Russian Cult That Worships Gadget From Rescue Rangers(W) vs Streamer That Threatens Suicide For Nudes

6 - DS114 - Russian Cult That Worships Gadget From Rescue Rangers vs DJ Deaf Joey Kissing His Dead Grandmother Who’s Kept In A Coffin In His Backyard(W)

7 - DS116 - DJ Deaf Joey Kissing His Dead Grandmother Who’s Kept In A Coffin In His Backyard(W) vs How To Talk Minnesotan

8 - DS117 - DJ Deaf Joey Kissing His Dead Grandmother Who’s Kept In A Coffin In His Backyard vs Big Knee Lover(W) [Victor decided by Elyse Willems two votes] [First Deviant Artist]

9 - DS119 - Big Knee Lover(W) vs Sitting and Smiling (Victory decided by the vote of a returning Joel Rubin)

10 - DS120 - Big Knee Lover(W) vs A.I. Channel KizunaAI (Victor decided by Strawpoll)

11 - DS121 - Big Knee Lover(W) vs Combat Juggling (James Willems abstains, citing Combat Juggling is not Nettin enough, and Big Knee Lover has stopped posting content)

12 - DS122 - Big Knee Lover(W) vs White Power Milk (James continues to abstain)

13 - DS123 - Big Knee Lover vs Babalooney(W)

14 - DS124 - Babalooney vs Game Girl Power(W)

15 - DS125 - Game Girl Power(W) vs / (Game Girl Power wins by default, as they are the first combatant to acknowledge their Hard Nettin victory)

16 - DS127 - Game Girl Power(W) vs Hackertech Photoshop Reddit Subscriber Spam

17 - DS128 - Game Girl Power(W) vs XennerdRandom

18 - DS129 - Game Girl Power vs YouTube Stunt Manslaughter(W)

19 - DS130 - YouTube Stunt Manslaughter vs Sinclair Networks(W) (First Facebook Page)

20 - DS131 - Sinclair Networks vs Ivan Dorin(W)

21 - DS132 - Ivan Dorin(W) vs Keijo Portugal

22 - DS133 - Ivan Dorin(W) vs Passion Dust

23 - DS134 - Ivan Dorin vs Knuckles Family Tree/Legacy(W) (Victor decided by Strawpoll)

24 - DS135 - Knuckles Family Tree/Legacy vs Lizard Force(W) (First Instagram account)

25 - DS136 - Lizard Force(W) vs 241543903

26 - DS137 - Lizard Force vs Jam2go(W)

27 - DS138 - Jam2go(W) vs The Arceist

28 - DS139 - Jam2go vs The Alliance of Universes(W)

29 - DS140 - The Alliance of Universes(W) vs Google Girl

30 - DS142 - The Alliance of Universes vs Dinkster Daily(W)

“Hard Nettin” Hall of Fame


 * Big Knee Lover (5x Champion, First Deviant Artist, Decided by FunHaus cast)


 * Game Girl Power (4x Champion, First to acknowledge “Hard Nettin” Championship)
 * Ivan Dorin (3x Champion, Decided by FunHaus cast)