GTA Episode Listing/GTA V Episode 34: Wacky Races

"Left that WIDE OPEN!" ~ Ryan

"Bloody Muttley." ~ Gavin

Let's Play Grand Theft Auto V: Wacky Races is the thirty-fourth episode of Achievement Hunter's Let's Play series in Grand Theft Auto V. In this episode six of the Hunters partake in some very crazy races.

Appearances, with ranks

 * Geoff Ramsey (rank 61)
 * Ryan Haywood (started rank 91, hit rank 92 as of first race)
 * Ray Narvaez Jr (rank 106)
 * Michael Jones (started rank 122, hit rank 123 as of fourth race)
 * Gavin Free (rank 32)
 * Lindsay Tuggey (rank 12)

Summary
The video starts with Ryan asking what they're doing, as Gavin pours a trail of gas in front of an Ammu-Nation, in which he had flipped a car, and then lighting it with a pistol bullet, while Geoff does a roll call. (Geoff calls himself "the daddy" as he had co-founded Achievement Hunter, while naming the others as "the minority" (Ray, the lone Puerto Rican), "the girl" (Lindsay, the lone female in the episode), "the dumb one" (Gavin, due to his constant stupidity in video games), "the Rage Quit guy" (Michael, the test subject of the series), and "the psychopath" (Ryan, due to him being the "Mad King")). While Michael questions the state of the Ammu-Nation door, the car inside suddenly explodes. Geoff then gets on a bike and almost immediately spots a sofa. Upon stating that the title is "Wacky Races" (after the late 1960s cartoon of the same name) Gavin mentions Muttley, a character of the cartoon, while Michael and Ryan collide with the Ammu-Nation door on Ryan's bike, which causes the door to open. As Michael and Ryan fell off the bike Gavin promptly takes it and drives into the store; Michael blows up Ryan before burning to death chasing the Briton. While Geoff searches for a race to do Gavin states that the Ammu-Nation store now sells bikes, Ryan stating that it apparantly sells HIS bike. Ryan then finds a fire truck, with Ray stating water can't be shot out of it anymore. Gavin then blows up Ryan's bike, costing him a hundred eighty-seven GTA dollars for the insurance, and it ends up killing him and Lindsay, Gavin stating he didn't expect it to clear the counter. Ray then has issues getting an invite, before falling off a railing and landing near an armored truck. Michael then heads to the bathroom as Ryan, in a dump truck, hits Lindsay in a muscle car. They talk about baby animals for a while, then they finally enter the lobby as Ray manages to get an invite.

The first of four wacky races is "4 Way Madness ULTRA v2"; basically it is a variation of the original "4 Way Madness" but the jumps are a lot higher. Everyone picks an Adder as their vehicle (Michael and Ryan both going custom, which Ryan states may work against them). The race then begins, with Ryan going under the first jump while everyone else goes over, Lindsay ending up on her roof. Michael and Ryan both almost hit something on their second jump, a dumpster and a tree respectively. Ray then takes the lead on the third jump as Ryan ends up on his roof after hitting a satellite dish while Lindsay respawns; Michael also ends up on his lid and Ryan drives over him. Ryan then states that he misses shooting people (this race isn't a GTA race) as he and a few other cars go off their fourth jump, Gavin rolling off a bush (though Lindsay may have helped). Ray then enters his second lap, with Ryan and Geoff following, and Ryan mispronounces 'apex'; Michael then notices Lindsay still isn't in the Fake AH Crew while Geoff lands on a roof. The first casaulty of the race is Ray, landing on his gas tank which explodes, killing him and putting Ryan back into the lead. Geoff then lands his car on its lid and ends up exploding. Ryan then makes his seventh jump, Lindsay telling him not to land on her; Ryan ends up landing on his lid and the car explodes. The group then talks about animal sex while Lindsay blows up on landing. Ray soon explodes himself. Ryan then lands on his lid under the jumps, Ray down there with him (Ryan originally assumes it to be Michael before realizing it's Ray). Gavin then tells Lindsay to drive on her side of the road, Lindsay retorting that it's different in the States. Ryan then tells Geoff if he ever lands he'll come after him; this proves to be a mistake as Geoff immediately responds by asking "Oh, are you still in the air, Ryan?". This causes Ryan to state that he "left that WIDE OPEN!" with the conversation mentioning the "Haywood Airlines" t-shirt in the Rooster Teeth Store being sold out. Lindsay soon blows up as Geoff manages to land safely, and Michael soon blows up himself when he lands on top of a ramp. During some rather bad singing Lindsay manages to land on a roof. Michael then blows up again, this time on a front flip attempt. Ryan ends up beating Geoff to the line as Michael, respawning, passes by, with Ryan getting enough RP to reach rank 92; Michael soon explodes for the third time in a minute. Ray then finishes third, Ryan stating he has the best lap time by about a little over a second. The last player to finish is Gavin, with Lindsay blowing up again almost immediately afterwards, and Michael is airborne when he DNFs. Then the 'Technical Difficulties music plays as Lindsay, on Jack's computer, has her capture program suddenly end.

Wacky race number 2 is "Across the lake", a bike race across the water on a multitude of jumps. Ray states a plan to use the Faggio before deciding on a Bati like Michael and LIndsay; Gavin has his custom Sanchez, Ryan is on an Akuma while Geoff takes the Blazer, an ATV. Ray then mentions he has a Puerto Rican flag at his house, with the conversation going to Ray and Puerto Rico. FIrst time through everyone ends up in the water, Ryan and Gavin getting the farthest; Ryan treks the ramps for a little bit further before deciding to jump into the water. Ray then makes it pretty far, doing "baby jumps", before Michael somehow manages to snipe him; Ray had vanished from Michael's scope while Gavin almost found himself in MIchael's crosshairs, with Ryan realizing it's a GTA race. After Ryan kills Ray and then Michael to take the latter's bike, Michael's next jump ends up in the water, where a pre-set sticky bomb kills him and Ryan. Both then end up in the water almost simultaneously, Michael off on the left and Ryan on the right. RYan soon ends up off again, managing to avoid a sticky bomb set by Michael. Gavin then snipes Michael and is immediately killed by Ray running him over. Ray then shoots Gavin with a shotgun while on a moving bike (he ends up missing the first jump) while Michael almost reaches a ramp. Geoff, who Michael had been chasing, is then shot in mid-air by Ryan. Michael then snipes Ryan off a ramp further ahead. Geoff then lands in the water, while Ray gets blown up by Michael before he can hit it himself. Gavin soon gets blown up by Michael as well, Michael getting caught in his own blast.