Rayisms

This page is for all the random stuff Ray says in Achievement Hunter.

Let's Play Minecraft
"LLLLLLLLLLet's Play!"

"I'm the best. The beeest."

"I'm going cakeless."

"One, two, three, four, Ray is the Winner!"

"OH SHIT!

"YOLO."

"ROSES!"

"Let it rain roses!"

"X-Ray and Vav."

"Sorry to gaf your funk."

"Follow the Ray train."

Gavin: "Hold my nose... hold my breath..." Ray: "That's a lot of nose to hold"

(To Gavin) "You're a mental patient."

"Goaaald!"

"FUCK!"

(To Gavin) "Fuck off!"

"Holy shit, I found sheep!"

(To Ryan) "HE DIDN'T SAY GO YET RYAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOIN!!"

"Flower go!"

"Fuckin Got'em!"

"Flynt Coal?"

"One, two, three, four, and a-fuck it, there you go!

"Tuxedo Mask!"

"So much shit is going on over here!"

"Ray wins!"

"ENDERMAN!"

"ENDERMAN FOR THE FIFTH AND SIX TIME!"

"No way in! No way out!"

"Well that just happened."

"As you guys know, I am a fan of blazing it up and smoking dat herb."

"That's a little extreme."

"Just blaze!"

"Just don't blaze, are you kidding I'm always blazing!"

VS
"Is Uranus still a planet?"

Gavin: "Who's gonna throw a bloody axe in a shooting game?" Ray: "Puertoricans!"

London 2012
"Hey can I be Jamaica? Dude, Jamacan me crazy!."

"Puerto Rico!"

Shark Attack
"Nah, Puerto Rican pull-out. Don't be a bitch"

"Puerto Rican coming at you with a knife! What are you gonna do?"

"KNIFE!"

"KNIFE! KNIFE! I'm fuckin knifing your balls!"

"What are you gonna do? Puerto Rican with a blade! Puerto Rican with a blade!"

"I'm trying to quick scope you."

(To Gavin) "Lose weight."

"Oh my god. Craziest fuckin thing ever. Now my time to strike!"

"Oh double kill! Double kill! Oh I'm so good! I'm so good!"

"There's a bloody Puerto Rican in the water too!"

Let's Play GTA IV
"Moto-Cop!"

"Stop in the name of law Geoff! Stop in the name of the law!"

"Scooter Patrol, it's Scooter Patrol!'

Various
Lindsey Tuggey: "How do you see..." Ray: "With your eyes. Good joke Ray. King of comedy."

(From the RTExtraLife Live Stream)