Jones

"It's very common! How am I the first guy you've met called Jones?"

- Jones

Private Jones was a Blue Team Simulation Trooper assigned to Outpost 28-A "Rat's Nest". His fellow troopers continuously mispronounce his name as "Joh-en-nis", to his great annoyance. He was slain when he released Private Caboose from the brig, presumably by Caboose.